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2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Why isn't Jim Schwartz fired yet?
My theory is they're hoping the Vikings fans storm the Metrodome field, like they did with old stadium, looking to strip it of anything and everything, and Schwartz get's hauled away with the old goalposts by some drunk Vikings fan.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Leave him in the Metrodome and cave the roof in again.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Remember the days when the thing we worried about with Stafford was his durability? Now he's missing when he's there.

And chew on this: Wayne Fontes, 66 and 67 Wayne Fontes, had more 10 win seasons (3) than the 13 (counting interim types) other most recent coaches COMBINED, through this season with Schwartz.
Hey, what's Fontes doing these days? Maybe he can come back and coach.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Hey, what's Fontes doing these days? Maybe he can come back and coach.

Wikipedia says he's living in Florida and can often be spotted at Tampa Bay games, and hangs out with Jon Gruden a lot.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Send him to North Korea, and Mr. Un can arrange exactly that.

My theory is they're hoping the Vikings fans storm the Metrodome field, like they did with old stadium, looking to strip it of anything and everything, and Schwartz get's hauled away with the old goalposts by some drunk Vikings fan.

Leave him in the Metrodome and cave the roof in again.
Good, let's **** him up.

Wikipedia says he's living in Florida and can often be spotted at Tampa Bay games, and hangs out with Jon Gruden a lot.
Okay. Let's lure him out of retirement.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Better yet, let's fire Schwartz out of a cannon, into the sun. Or put him on the next space shuttle out and have the astronauts leave him in space.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Calvin and Suh named to Pro Bowl; Stafford, Fairley, and Bush named as alternates.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Ruh roh. Adam Schefter reporting the Lions are leaning toward hanging on to Schwartz.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

No Calvin Johnson today. Not sure why I'm going to watch most of this.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

There's our reason to watch. Charissa Thompson.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

No. He might not even get fired tomorrow.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

"I’d certainly like to be back. I think we have unfinished business here. We’ve come a long way in these years, but we still have some ground that we can make and I’m anxious to have a chance to be able to do that.

That was Schwartz at today's presser. I'm sorry... he's had his chance. If he knows what is good, he will GTFO, and take his brain-dead assistants with him.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

This may not be a popular opinion, but... I don't think Schwartz is a bad coach. I don't think *all* of his scemes and ideas were bad. Of course, there were good numbers of bonehead calls. But too many times I thought the effort wasn't quite there- should have been tackles and catches and runs etc. I think he lost the team. And even though this is professional football, the relationship between the coaches and players does matter.

Schwartz isn't a great coach, sure, but good enough that had the team executed a little more often, they would be in the playoffs regularly.

Which illustrates a core problem with the Lions- for a reason I can't really understand, the decades of futility requires a coach better than average to make a team of above average talent to just be average. Odd, but that's how it is.

Sorry, Jim, but you are the weakest link, good bye.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

He gone.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D61z8Mirfss

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rifikhPBU6o
 
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Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

This may not be a popular opinion, but... I don't think Schwartz is a bad coach. I don't think *all* of his scemes and ideas were bad. Of course, there were good numbers of bonehead calls. But too many times I thought the effort wasn't quite there- should have been tackles and catches and runs etc. I think he lost the team. And even though this is professional football, the relationship between the coaches and players does matter.

Schwartz isn't a great coach, sure, but good enough that had the team executed a little more often, they would be in the playoffs regularly.

Which illustrates a core problem with the Lions- for a reason I can't really understand, the decades of futility requires a coach better than average to make a team of above average talent to just be average. Odd, but that's how it is.

Sorry, Jim, but you are the weakest link, good bye.
Who would you call, then? I've heard Lovie Smith's name mentioned a few times, and the dreamers are pining for either Dungy, Cowher, or Gruden. Oh hell, there's even a small movement on Facebook to bring back Wayne Fontes.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Lovie is reportedly being pursued by Tampa.

And if ANYONE who needs a coach thinks that Gruden, Cowher, Dungy, Parcells, Ditka, or any other longtime retired coach is coming through that door.....
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Lovie is reportedly being pursued by Tampa.

And if ANYONE who needs a coach thinks that Gruden, Cowher, Dungy, Parcells, Ditka, or any other longtime retired coach is coming through that door.....
...and if they do, they'll be OLD.
 
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