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2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Twitch Boy said:
Hearing Reddit rumblings that Rex Ryan may land in Detroit if he gets shiatcanned in NY.

No. Absolutely not. I refuse to subject myself to that circus.
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We'd be entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

And I fear we're going to lose this game.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Season's over.

Fire everyone next Monday.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Oh, but don't call Jim Schwartz a coward. In fact, he's got a 6-foot dick and might try a fake punt from his own 2. :rolleyes:

Fire everyone.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

The toaster is already smoking.

Although there is a certain coach I'd like to punch in his piehole right about now.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Hammer said:
The toaster is already smoking.

Although there is a certain coach I'd like to punch in his piehole right about now.
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Good. I have more bread if you need it.

Beat the crap out of Gunther Cunningham and Scott Linehan too.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Oh, this is a beauty

So, f-bombing your own fans is supposed to help your team. Really?!?!?

I know Christmas is three days from now, but after that.....get your **** and get out. Right now.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

The four letter network is saying the front office has already begun evaluating candidates.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Hammer said:
Oh, this is a beauty

So, f-bombing your own fans is supposed to help your team. Really?!?!?

I know Christmas is three days from now, but after that.....get your **** and get out. Right now.
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I knew he was a hothead, but that's going too far.

And when he is fired, I plan on doing the "see ya b-tch" cheer.
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
You might want to prepare the burned toast and cough syrup/ipecac/castor oil. No punch and pie this year.
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None for me, thanks. I stopped putting that medication in my kool-aid 30 years ago after Murray missed the kick in SF.

So, how many of you guys would have thrown the ball into coverage with < 5:00 to go with a 7 point lead, especially when the Giants had ONE 1st down the entire 2nd half? Mental midgets deserved everything they got and Schwartz will get a golden parachute and probably be happy about it.
 
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Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Why isn't Jim Schwartz fired yet?
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Twitch Boy said:
Why isn't Jim Schwartz fired yet?
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Day ain't over with yet!

Eh, they probably figure they might as well let him coach the next game anyways. would be hell to put together a decent enough of a staff right now to just coach one game.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Remember the days when the thing we worried about with Stafford was his durability? Now he's missing when he's there.

And chew on this: Wayne Fontes, 66 and 67 Wayne Fontes, had more 10 win seasons (3) than the 13 (counting interim types) other most recent coaches COMBINED, through this season with Schwartz.
 
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and JS says that this season was not a "failure". Plans to have team practice on Christmas afternoon.

I suggest that he runs the sleigh down Mt. Crumpet, too.
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

streaker said:
and JS says that this season was not a "failure". Plans to have team practice on Christmas afternoon.

I suggest that he runs the sleigh down Mt. Crumpet, too.
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Since he lives in Wonderland, I can hear the Red Queen screaming "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
 
Re: 2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

Send him to North Korea, and Mr. Un can arrange exactly that.
 
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