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2012 Elections Part I: All Politics is Yokel

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Hyperbolic libtard horsesh*t.

Libtard. Good one.

A complete list of your excuses for being intolerant. Keep tugging yourself over this very small sement of the population, Madalyn. And keep on picking the corn out of your sh*t. MMMMMMM yummy.

Why don't you and all the rest of the pompous, annoying atheists and the pompous, annoying uber religious types go someplace to settle your differences, and leave the rest of us the ***** alone? Most of us are pretty tired of your sh*t. Wake up and smell the coffee, Madalyn, you're just as bad as they are.

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I have a strange sense of deja vu that that exact post from pio and then someone with that video was done before.

Serious question though, if there was no Adam and Eve, so there was no original sin, what was Jesus sacrificed to himself by himself for?
 
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I have a strange sense of deja vu that that exact post from pio and then someone with that video was done before.

Serious question though, if there was no Adam and Eve, so there was no original sin, what was Jesus sacrificed to himself by himself for?

Thumbing his nose at the Romans.
 
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The guiding force is natural selection not some imaginary supernatural being.
I know your opinion. :cool: My point was this; an all-powerful god would be responsible for the natural forces that do the selection, so that god would be the guiding force behind evolution. There is no value in someone like you (or me for that matter) reiterating for the 1000th time that we don't believe in god, and that we can't understand the logic behind anyone who does. Your only apparent purpose here is inflammatory. My purpose was to point out that the assumption many religious conservatives make that a) no liberals are religious and b) evolution and religion can't go together is insane and absurd.
While a good chunk are scared to death that the president might not be part of their religion. And what Bakunin just reiterated. Evolution exists in direct opposition to a literal reading to pretty much every one of the major religious texts. They simply can't accept that their dogma isn't true.
Most Christians are not literal interpretationists, so this point only applies to a few people (who, granted, tend to be loud and obnoxious).
Why are athiests so GD evangelical? Just like vegetarians. They're not satisfied with picking the corn out of their own sh*t, they want everyone else to do it too. Most athiests, at least the ones who post here, are like Madalyn Murray O'Hair, on a lifetime mission to show how clever they are and how stupid everyone else is, and just as charming.
We have the freedom of religion, and yet every day we receive countless reminders that the country as a whole does not consider our point of view valid. The name of a god that we don't believe in is printed on our money; for those of us who work in schools, it is in the Pledge of Allegiance (thanks, I presume to the Red Scare); it is everywhere. I for one don't feel hurt by this, but I know a lot of people who are either atheist, or just non-Christian do. I do not evangelize my beliefs, and I don't much care for those who do in general, but I get it.
 
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I know your opinion. :cool: My point was this; an all-powerful god would be responsible for the natural forces that do the selection, so that god would be the guiding force behind evolution. There is no value in someone like you (or me for that matter) reiterating for the 1000th time that we don't believe in god, and that we can't understand the logic behind anyone who does. Your only apparent purpose here is inflammatory. My purpose was to point out that the assumption many religious conservatives make that a) no liberals are religious and b) it is evolution and religion can't go together is insane and absurd.
Well when I'm balancing equations I like to add infinite zeroes to each side just for lulz. As for going together I like Laplace's response to Napoleon.

'M. Laplace, they tell me you have written this large book on the system of the universe, and have never even mentioned its Creator.' Laplace, who, though the most supple of politicians, was as stiff as a martyr on every point of his philosophy, drew himself up and answered bluntly, Je n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothèse-là. ("I had no need of that hypothesis.")



Most Christians are not literal interpretationists, so this point only applies to a few people (who, granted, tend to be loud and obnoxious).
So then why would most xtians even be xtian if they don't even take the sacrifice of their savior seriously? That takes pick and chose to a whole new level.
 
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Nice quote from LaPlace, although I'm not sure how it relates. My point was, contrary to what Bakunin said, evolution and gods are not mutually exclusive.
So then why would most xtians even be xtian if they don't even take the sacrifice of their savior seriously? That takes pick and chose to a whole new level.
There is no picking and choosing required as I see it. Most of the bible is intended as allegory. Think of any novel you have enjoyed that has value to your life. The story isn't literally true, and yet that doesn't prevent it from having a positive impact on your life, from in effect being more true than a news article. I would imagine all Christians believe in Christ and the sacrifice and whatnot, but most of the bible does not take the form of a person relating an event in the way that the gospels do.
 
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The idea of scripture as allegory is VERY recent -- 18th century English Deists, 19th century German philologists. And the idea that most people think of scripture as allegory is just flat out wrong -- most believers think they have a hotline to God, and God isn't talking in riddles.

(Of course, they believe everybody else's scripture is allegory... ;) )

Religion serves a vital social function, and the domination of mainstream culture by religious narratives is no more annoying than the domination of mainstream culture by Lady Gaga. Those who aren't satisfied by it go looking for something more.
 
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The idea of scripture as allegory is VERY recent -- 18th century English Deists, 19th century German philologists. And the idea that most people think of scripture as allegory is just flat out wrong -- most believers think they have a hotline to God, and God isn't talking in riddles.

(Of course, they believe everybody else's scripture is allegory... ;) )

Religion serves a vital social function, and the domination of mainstream culture by religious narratives is no more annoying than the domination of mainstream culture by Lady Gaga. Those who aren't satisfied by it go looking for something more.
I won't necessarily argue, although I think you're "flat out wrong." I'm sure that the idea of scripture as allegory may well be recent in some ways, but I grew up thinking I was the only one who didn't believe in god, and NO ONE I knew expressed the idea that the bible was strict truth until I started meeting fundamentalists, who are a minority of Christians.
 
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Most of the bible is intended as allegory.

The Bible is the infallible word of God and can contain no untruths. It is not an allegory.

“By this word we mean that the Scriptures possess the quality of freedom from error. They are exempt from the liability to mistake, incapable of error. In all their teachings they are in perfect accord with the truth.”

I believe with all my heart that the Bible is the infallible word of God. -- Jerry Falwell
 
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Nice quote from LaPlace, although I'm not sure how it relates. My point was, contrary to what Bakunin said, evolution and gods are not mutually exclusive.
If your god says they did it a certain way and evolution is contrary to that, then they are mutually exclusive. LaPlace's quote is related because people constantly try to shove their favorite deity into the gaps. Even when it violates the narrative their deity put down.

There is no picking and choosing required as I see it. Most of the bible is intended as allegory. Think of any novel you have enjoyed that has value to your life. The story isn't literally true, and yet that doesn't prevent it from having a positive impact on your life, from in effect being more true than a news article. I would imagine all Christians believe in Christ and the sacrifice and whatnot, but most of the bible does not take the form of a person relating an event in the way that the gospels do.
You realize I have to ask how you know what is literal and what is allegory right? And I have to ask if you've read the bible if you think it's not written as a rather straight forward "this is what happened" format.

Repeating what kepler said, up until very recently, and with extreme opposition the bible was literal. It's only been through the sheer volume of evidence and how clearly it can be shown to be wrong that the stories have been relegated to allegory. And even though they can be shown wrong in every possible way, there are people still kicking and screaming that genesis is the way all existence was created.

But seeing as this is an election thread, perhaps we should move back to at least referencing how a candidate is using a religion.
 
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If your god says they did it a certain way and evolution is contrary to that, then they are mutually exclusive. LaPlace's quote is related because people constantly try to shove their favorite deity into the gaps. Even when it violates the narrative their deity put down.

You realize I have to ask how you know what is literal and what is allegory right? And I have to ask if you've read the bible if you think it's not written as a rather straight forward "this is what happened" format.

Repeating what kepler said, up until very recently, and with extreme opposition the bible was literal. It's only been through the sheer volume of evidence and how clearly it can be shown to be wrong that the stories have been relegated to allegory. And even though they can be shown wrong in every possible way, there are people still kicking and screaming that genesis is the way all existence was created.

But seeing as this is an election thread, perhaps we should move back to at least referencing how a candidate is using a religion.
Well, first of all, I don't have a god. What I am talking about is the way I was raised, and the beliefs that were taught in my family's church. As for how it is written as a straightforward story, that's silly. The World According to Garp is written as though it were fact, but I can recognize it as fiction even if no one tells me so. It does, however, have a lot of truth in it. And until someone shows me some sort of evidence that most Christians are literal interpretationists, I won't believe it. I put more stock in what the people I have known all my life and grew up with tell me they believe than what you tell me they believe.

But you're right, this is probably about enough of atheists talking about what Christians believe in an election thread.
 
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I won't necessarily argue, although I think you're "flat out wrong." I'm sure that the idea of scripture as allegory may well be recent in some ways, but I grew up thinking I was the only one who didn't believe in god
Yeah, so did everybody I went to college with. But it's a "people who go to college" attitude -- rolls right off the secular humanist conveyer belt.

I have had the pleasure of since becoming well acquainted with the way the other 75% of the country thinks, and it aint allegorical. They believe the Creator of the Universe is a real entity who knows their heart and cares about them. Which, putting it that way, must truly be an amazing feeling.

The vast majority of people have neither the time nor the inclination for nuance. This explains many things, including:

+ high school
+ politics
+ blue collar bars

And just as with those things, the very first realization after "Really? Well that's... improbable," is, "Hmm. Saying that's improbable will accomplish nothing good. By definition. It might even be hazardous."

Anyway, there are so few things in the world that make apes behave even vaguely human. Why reduce that number? William James was right: truth is what works for you.
 
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Yeah, so did everybody I went to college with. But it's a "people who go to college" attitude -- rolls right off the secular humanist conveyer belt.

I have had the pleasure of since becoming well acquainted with the way the other 75% of the country thinks, and it aint allegorical. They believe the Creator of the Universe is a real entity who knows their heart and cares about them. Which, putting it that way, must truly be an amazing feeling.

The vast majority of people have neither the time nor the inclination for nuance. This explains many things, including:

+ high school
+ politics
+ blue collar bars

And just as with those things, the very first realization after "Really? Well that's... improbable," is, "Hmm. Saying that's improbable will accomplish nothing good. By definition. It might even be hazardous."
Yeah, I didn't really grow up among a college crowd, but I get the point; your anecdotal experience is very very different from mine. I will say, since about the age of seventeen, I have spent precious little time around any practicing Christians.
 
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Yeah, I didn't really grow up among a college crowd, but I get the point; your anecdotal experience is very very different from mine. I will say, since about the age of seventeen, I have spent precious little time around any practicing Christians.
Part of it is regional, too. The South is a lot of things that are a pleasant surprise, but the stinger in the tail is the Thumpers are everywhere, armed, and vocal. I accidentally work right in the great confluence of northern PhDs and southern ex-mils, and every day is a reminder that the two cultures have pretty much nothing in common besides a flag.
 
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Yeah, I didn't really grow up among a college crowd, but I get the point; your anecdotal experience is very very different from mine. I will say, since about the age of seventeen, I have spent precious little time around any practicing Christians.
A couple years out of date but basically 31% of those polled said it was to be taken literally and then another 47% who are willing to say it's "inspired".
http://www.gallup.com/poll/27682/onethird-americans-believe-bible-literally-true.aspx
 
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Yeah, so did everybody I went to college with. But it's a "people who go to college" attitude -- rolls right off the secular humanist conveyer belt.

I have had the pleasure of since becoming well acquainted with the way the other 75% of the country thinks, and it aint allegorical. They believe the Creator of the Universe is a real entity who knows their heart and cares about them. Which, putting it that way, must truly be an amazing feeling.

75 percent? Pushing it a bit, I think. I was raised Catholic, and while I now waiver between agnostic and apathetic, most of the religious people I encounter follow the allegorical path. Then again, I've never lived in "Tuh Sauth".
 
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The Bible is the infallible word of God and can contain no untruths. It is not an allegory.

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Well this thread has gone interesting places :eek:

George Carlin said:
Trillions and trillions of prayers every day asking and begging and pleading for favors. 'Do this' 'Gimme that' 'I want a new car' 'I want a better job'. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday...his day off! And I say fine, pray for anything you want. Pray for anything. But...what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago god made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought. Decided it was a good plan. Put it into practice. And for billion and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every run-down schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and * up your plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have; suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? 'Well it's god's will. God's will be done.' Fine, but if it gods will and he's going to do whatever he wants to anyway; why the bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and get right to his will?

Though according to some candidates, you can solve all America's problems by holding a big prayer revival. (or by seceding from the union) According to another you can cure Teh Gay by praying. (or so her husband hopes!) Poor God :(
 
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Hyperbolic libtard horsesh*t.

Or you failed to come up with a retort. To wit:

the Republican Party of 2011 believes in three principal tenets I have laid out below. The rest of their platform one may safely dismiss as window dressing:

1. The GOP cares solely and exclusively about its rich contributors. The party has built a whole catechism on the protection and further enrichment of America's plutocracy. Their caterwauling about deficit and debt is so much eyewash to con the public. Whatever else President Obama has accomplished (and many of his purported accomplishments are highly suspect), his $4-trillion deficit reduction package did perform the useful service of smoking out Republican hypocrisy. The GOP refused, because it could not abide so much as a one-tenth of one percent increase on the tax rates of the Walton family or the Koch brothers, much less a repeal of the carried interest rule that permits billionaire hedge fund managers to pay income tax at a lower effective rate than cops or nurses. Republicans finally settled on a deal that had far less deficit reduction - and even less spending reduction! - than Obama's offer, because of their iron resolution to protect at all costs our society's overclass.

Republicans have attempted to camouflage their amorous solicitude for billionaires with a fog of misleading rhetoric. John Boehner is fond of saying, "we won't raise anyone's taxes," as if the take-home pay of an Olive Garden waitress were inextricably bound up with whether Warren Buffett pays his capital gains as ordinary income or at a lower rate. Another chestnut is that millionaires and billionaires are "job creators." US corporations have just had their most profitable quarters in history; Apple, for one, is sitting on $76 billion in cash, more than the GDP of most countries. So, where are the jobs?
 
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