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2011 Minnesota Offseason Thread

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HarleyMC said:
I've got a stack of rep applications to go through, so we're not taking any more apps. But I could use you on post production. When the toilets come off the line they need to be brushed and cleaned. Are you on board?
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Can I whiz on Goldy first, then brush it and clean it? Do you need more than just 1 of these post production type people? My eldest son is of working age now.
 
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HarleyMC said:
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So bad but so funny. Couldn't get the licensing rights for a Fighting Sioux toilet?;)
 
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this really brightens my day. effen awesome! the picture that is, not the off-season talk
 
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Timothy A said:
Can I whiz on Goldy first, then brush it and clean it? Do you need more than just 1 of these post production type people? My eldest son is of working age now.
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I've got one slot left on the line... I'm inclined to go with Ashley:

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Timothy A said:
Now I'm torn. The chance to unirate and poop right on Goldy is a very powerful urge, but if it helps buy out tDon, which MAY help the rodent program overall, well, I may not want to help with that. Of course, Maturi firing tDon could actually hurt the program. So I think right now I'm 75% onboard with the purchase. Can I be your SE WI distributor?
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I actually have one of those shytters. Had a guy paint one for me a few years back. Love it.
 
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HarleyMC said:
FYP. Friggin' thing is heavy too.;)



I've got a stack of rep applications to go through, so we're not taking any more apps. But I could use you on post production. When the toilets come off the line they need to be brushed and cleaned. Are you on board?



We've decided to ban sales to Sioux fans. The lawnmower incident a couple years ago pretty much sealed that. Sorry guy.
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Ah the good ol' lawnmower toss.
 
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Great goalie + mediocre power play + abysmal penalty kill + John Hill-coached defense = 8th place.
 
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Timothy A said:
That urine colored M makes anything look bad.
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Re: Ego defense mechanism for a Lutheran with a sexual identity crisis.

icehawk said:
I actually have one of those shytters. Had a guy paint one for me a few years back. Love it.
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Don't be surprised if you wake up one morning and you don't have a pot to p$ss in. We have strict copyright laws on this product.
 
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Winning three of the next four will be tough, but it would get a punch of pairwise points. Suggestion from a Sioux fan: sweep Denver and split with UW. You're happy, we're happy--life is good. On the other hand, lose them all and life still has its upside. :)

Seriously, there is something Alice-in-Wonderlandish about having the gophers scratching for a playoff spot again at this time of year, and that needs to change for things to be right.
 
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HarleyMC said:
Re: Ego defense mechanism for a Lutheran with a sexual identity crisis.
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I was just waiting for a comment like that...LOL. I don't have a sexual identity crisis; I know what I like, and that urine colored M isn't on the list of likes. In fact, that urine colored M would make my lovely wife look bad, but I know how I'd deal with that. ;)
 
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