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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Opposing Counsel: What is your opinion of him (Dr Nick Riviera)?
Marge: Hmmm... I'm sorry. My mother always said if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all!
Homer: [worriedly] Will that hold up in court?
Hutz: No! I've tried it before!
this exchange always cracks me up
Opposing Counsel: What is your opinion of him (Dr Nick Riviera)?
Marge: Hmmm... I'm sorry. My mother always said if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all!
Homer: [worriedly] Will that hold up in court?
Hutz: No! I've tried it before!
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I'm 5000 miles east of my Simpsons dvd collection so correct me if I misquote:
Duff Man: And the winner of the bottomless mug of Duff beer is.... Barney Gumbel!
Barney: Not tonight! I'm the designated driver!
Duff Man: That's great. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the Designated Driver program. Now.... who wants to get Duffed?!?!?!?!?
I'm 5000 miles east of my Simpsons dvd collection so correct me if I misquote:
Duff Man: And the winner of the bottomless mug of Duff beer is.... Barney Gumbel!
Barney: Not tonight! I'm the designated driver!
Duff Man: That's great. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the Designated Driver program. Now.... who wants to get Duffed?!?!?!?!?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
"Oh, boy - sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"Oh, boy - sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Zudnic
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
well done, one of my all time favorites..
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Me too. I like when Lisa yells at Moe to knock it off or they're going to the cops and he goes into the back room and lets loose two panda bears that were being held captive.
Me too. I like when Lisa yells at Moe to knock it off or they're going to the cops and he goes into the back room and lets loose two panda bears that were being held captive.
Proud2baLaker
Master of Science
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
wasnt there one where he also had a killer whale in the back room and they had to let it go because "someone was on to them"?
wasnt there one where he also had a killer whale in the back room and they had to let it go because "someone was on to them"?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Yes. It's in the episode spoofing the X-Files (Mr. Burns is mistaken for an alien).
Yes. It's in the episode spoofing the X-Files (Mr. Burns is mistaken for an alien).
AMC
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NUJerseyJohn
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might! [on the TV, Willy jumps over a rock barrier as a little boy smiles, but a shadow looms on his face and the smile turns to fear]
Woman: Oh, no. Willy didn't make it. And he crushed our boy!
Man: Ew. What a mess.
Homer: Ohh, I don't like this new director's cut.
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might! [on the TV, Willy jumps over a rock barrier as a little boy smiles, but a shadow looms on his face and the smile turns to fear]
Woman: Oh, no. Willy didn't make it. And he crushed our boy!
Man: Ew. What a mess.
Homer: Ohh, I don't like this new director's cut.
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
bottomdweller
Where my dogsies at?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Supernintendo Chalmers: "You're fired."
Principal Skinner: "Did you just call me a liar?"
Supernintendo Chalmers: "No, I said you're fired."
Principal Skinner: "Oh, that's much worse."
Supernintendo Chalmers: "You're fired."
Principal Skinner: "Did you just call me a liar?"
Supernintendo Chalmers: "No, I said you're fired."
Principal Skinner: "Oh, that's much worse."
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Thanks to Ralph Wiggum, anytime I hear superintendent, I think, and have to try not to say, Super Nintendo.
Thanks to Ralph Wiggum, anytime I hear superintendent, I think, and have to try not to say, Super Nintendo.
French Rage
NICKERSON HAS [CENSORED]
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I think you should listen to the voice in your heart and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one cold December morn.
I think you should listen to the voice in your heart and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one cold December morn.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Kent Brockman: In recent news, Animotion is up 3%....after plunging 78%. The company declared super-duper bankrupcy, which is terrible news for the company's only stock holder, Homer Simpson.
Homer: Aww crap! I hope down means up, and 78 means 200!
Kent Brockman: In recent news, Animotion is up 3%....after plunging 78%. The company declared super-duper bankrupcy, which is terrible news for the company's only stock holder, Homer Simpson.
Homer: Aww crap! I hope down means up, and 78 means 200!
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Chief Wiggum - I'd love to help you ma'am, but there's no law against writing threatening letters.
Marge - I'm pretty sure there is.
Chief Wiggum - Huh. The day I take cop lessons from Ma Barker...
Lou - Hey, she's right Chief.
Chief Wiggum - Well shut my mouth. It's ALSO illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling (cuts to a room where cops are doing that)
Chief Wiggum - Boys, knock it off!
Chief Wiggum - I'd love to help you ma'am, but there's no law against writing threatening letters.
Marge - I'm pretty sure there is.
Chief Wiggum - Huh. The day I take cop lessons from Ma Barker...
Lou - Hey, she's right Chief.
Chief Wiggum - Well shut my mouth. It's ALSO illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling (cuts to a room where cops are doing that)
Chief Wiggum - Boys, knock it off!