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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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The bullies at Springfield Elem: Pink belly! Pink belly!
Bart (hall monitor): Alright, boys. That belly ain't gettin' ANY pinker.
 
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Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or...Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaaaaaah!!!!
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Marge: It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on a map.
Homer: Oh Marge, it's easy to miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

Homer: [excited] Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the
man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran
and we hid in this giant tire, we had.. and my other friend was
already there..
Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get
some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woo hoo! [running] Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!
 
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sorry if this is a repost


Homer: Can I have the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please?
Librarian: Sure, here you go.
Homer: Can I use your phone?
Librarian: Is it a local call?
Homer: Yes.
 
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Sloe Gin said:
Homer - So I said look pal! Your car was upside down when we got there! And as for your grandma? She shouldn't have mouthed off like that!
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Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes?
I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?
 
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Judge: Your license is hereby revoked and I order you to attend traffic school and two months of alc-anon meetings.
Homer: Your honor I'd like that last statement stricken from the record.
Judge: No.
 
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"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go
in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American
way."
 
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Zudnic said:
sorry if this is a repost


Homer: Can I have the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please?
Librarian: Sure, here you go.
Homer: Can I use your phone?
Librarian: Is it a local call?
Homer: Yes.
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My favorite part of this is how he sits there and pushes like 30 buttons to dial one number.
 
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Lionel Hutz: And what did you do after you were forced to leave the Frying Dutchman?
Marge: That was it. We just went home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, I'll remind you that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 4am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: (crying) We went fishing.
Lionel Hutz(turns to jury): I ask you: do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
 
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MaizeRage said:
Lionel Hutz: And what did you do after you were forced to leave the Frying Dutchman?
Marge: That was it. We just went home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, I'll remind you that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 4am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: (crying) We went fishing.
Lionel Hutz(turns to jury): I ask you: do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
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That could've been me!
 
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"Dancin' away my hunger pains
Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt
I'm kinda like Jesus
But not in a sacrilegious way"

Ghost: "I am the ghost of Cesar Chavez"
Homer: "But why do you look like Cesar Romero?"
Ghost: "Because you don't know who Cesar Chavez looks like."
 
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Homer (on the phone): Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: Uh, I gotta go, my dam weiner kids are listening.
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Dr. Nick: So inflammable means flammable? What a country!
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Dr. Nick Riviera, Dr. Nick Riviera, please report to coroner's office immediately.
Man I'm really beginning to hate that guy.

Well if it isn't Mr. McGregg, with an leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

That's right baby, I can prescribe anything.
 
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