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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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I wish I could find better video of this...


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Proud2baLaker said:
I wish I could find better video of this...


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Akira: Ahh, Mr. Sparkle. Your dishes are very lucky.
 
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RaceBoarder said:
** Homer walks into Occult Shop**
Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!
Homer: Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
Shopkeeper: Ah... Perhaps this will please the gentlemen. ** Turns to back shelves** Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! ** hands Krusty Doll to Homer **
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Ah here's your problem, somebody set this to evil.
 
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Proud2baLaker said:
I wish I could find better video of this...


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This reminded me, when did the Simpsons get an HDTV? I noticed during their 20th Anniversary episode that they were watching a big flat panel set. I liked it better when their TV sucked and could be a source of consternation for Homer.
 
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St. Clown said:
This reminded me, when did the Simpsons get an HDTV? I noticed during their 20th Anniversary episode that they were watching a big flat panel set. I liked it better when their TV sucked and could be a source of consternation for Homer.
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Middle of last season when the show itself went digital and they changed the opening credits.
 
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St. Clown said:
This reminded me, when did the Simpsons get an HDTV? I noticed during their 20th Anniversary episode that they were watching a big flat panel set. I liked it better when their TV sucked and could be a source of consternation for Homer.
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That was something new for this year... Apparently they felt that they needed to modernize :rolleyes:
 
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"No, you've got the wrong number. This is 91...2." -Chief Wiggum

Homer: Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?
Librarian: Here you go.
Homer: May I use your phone?
Librarian: Is it local?
(long pause)
Homer: Yes.
 
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Barney: Wow Moe! You didn't even give a free beer to those freed Iranian hostages!
Moe: They shouldn't have been there in the first place.
 
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From 'Who Shot Mister Burns?': Eddie and Lou give Moe a lie detector test.

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]
 
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Homer and Kang are on stage on the Jerry Springer Show. Jerry takes the microphone into the audience to take questions.

Woman in audience: Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is.
Springer: Homer.
Woman: Nah, the green dude.
 
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UNH '00 said:
Homer (from the monorail) : Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Along the same lines...

Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?

Which made me think of this one...

Homer: Grand Funk paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.
 
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Homer - So I said look pal! Your car was upside down when we got there! And as for your grandma? She shouldn't have mouthed off like that!
 
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson.'

Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

Son, when you participate in sporting events - it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

Oh, everything's too ****ed expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
 
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Homer: "That's a great idea! I'll make up some news!"
Lisa: "Dad, at least take off your Pulitzer when you say that."
 
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