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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
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MountieBoyOz
Eater of Worlds
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: Who knew a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?
Homer: Who knew a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?
jmh
win or lose, we booze
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Carl: That's that new inner netting they use to line swim trunks.
NUJerseyJohn
I like math.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
[Lisa, Principal Skinner, and Superintendent Chalmers walk into the room]
Ralph: "Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Marge
:"And another thing! Work called - they said if you don't come in tomorrow don't bother coming in on Monday!"
Homer
: "Woo-hoo! 4 day weekend!"
Drunk Homer philosophizing on a bar stool:
"Red m&m, green m&m.... they all end up the same color in the end..."
MUST KILL MOE... Weeeee!
MUST KILL MOE... Weeeee!
"Clown college? You can't eat that!"
[Lisa, Principal Skinner, and Superintendent Chalmers walk into the room]
Ralph: "Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Marge
:"And another thing! Work called - they said if you don't come in tomorrow don't bother coming in on Monday!"Homer
: "Woo-hoo! 4 day weekend!"Drunk Homer philosophizing on a bar stool:
"Red m&m, green m&m.... they all end up the same color in the end..."
MUST KILL MOE... Weeeee!
MUST KILL MOE... Weeeee!
"Clown college? You can't eat that!"
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IrishWildcat
Holding onto what I haven't got
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Comic Book Guy: How do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
Random Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
CBG: Don't try to change me, baby.
Comic Book Guy: How do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
Random Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
CBG: Don't try to change me, baby.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
Zudnic
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
"My doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there." -- Ralph
"What better way to celebrate the birth of your country than to blow up a small part of it?" -- Qwik-e-Mart employee at the Little Pimmegewassettport or whatever
"God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion." Supernintendo Chalmers
I am a fan of the times Homer displays ridiculous knowledge of politics. "But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." Or, "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burgher... Mmmmmmm, Burgher."
2nd favorite all time:
TV: It's 10 O'Clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no!
My all time favorite - Homer finds $20 in the couch while searching for a peanut.
Homer: Aww, $20, but I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: who-hoo!
"My doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there." -- Ralph
"What better way to celebrate the birth of your country than to blow up a small part of it?" -- Qwik-e-Mart employee at the Little Pimmegewassettport or whatever
"God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion." Supernintendo Chalmers
I am a fan of the times Homer displays ridiculous knowledge of politics. "But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." Or, "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burgher... Mmmmmmm, Burgher."
2nd favorite all time:
TV: It's 10 O'Clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no!
My all time favorite - Homer finds $20 in the couch while searching for a peanut.
Homer: Aww, $20, but I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: who-hoo!
Zudnic
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Awesome choice. The message board doesn't do it justice - the way it's said on the phone is fantastic. Plus the fact that it's an option when calling 911. A brilliant joke.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer can't decide which club to use to get his ball out of a sand trap.
Burns: "Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club...
A sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich..."
Homer can't decide which club to use to get his ball out of a sand trap.
Burns: "Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club...
A sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich..."
Biddco
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
(Not quite right but close)
Remember Ralphie! If your nose is bleeding it means your picking it too much! ...or not enough! - Chief Wiggam
(Not quite right but close)
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
"Where is Bart? His dinner is getting cold. And eaten."
"Where is Bart? His dinner is getting cold. And eaten."
St. Clown
Ideas Posted are Likely Not My Own
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Inline with the McClure doing the Planet of the Apes play mentioned earlier, singing, "From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, they'll never make a monkey out of me! ...I guess they made a monkey out of me."
Disco Stu: "Whoah, children. [singing to himself] Hey, not today, walk away, Disco Lady."
Marge: "You have plenty of old junk just lying around. What about this jacket? Why do you need a jacket that says, 'Disco Stu' on it?"
Homer: "It was supposed to say 'Disco Stud,' but I ran out of rhinestones."
- later -
Man: "Hey, this jacket is perfect for you. You should get it, Stu."
Disco Stu: "Disco Stu does not advertise."
Inline with the McClure doing the Planet of the Apes play mentioned earlier, singing, "From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, they'll never make a monkey out of me! ...I guess they made a monkey out of me."
Disco Stu: "Whoah, children. [singing to himself] Hey, not today, walk away, Disco Lady."
Marge: "You have plenty of old junk just lying around. What about this jacket? Why do you need a jacket that says, 'Disco Stu' on it?"
Homer: "It was supposed to say 'Disco Stud,' but I ran out of rhinestones."
- later -
Man: "Hey, this jacket is perfect for you. You should get it, Stu."
Disco Stu: "Disco Stu does not advertise."
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer's Triple Bypass is great...
Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
Homer: Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented "Fiddler on the Roof" and I will watch it. Anyhoo, can I have $50,000?
Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky.
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Oh, what the hell, sure.
The TV show that was taped over the operating video, "People that look like things."
Homer's Triple Bypass is great...
Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
Homer: Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented "Fiddler on the Roof" and I will watch it. Anyhoo, can I have $50,000?
Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky.
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Oh, what the hell, sure.
The TV show that was taped over the operating video, "People that look like things."
St. Clown
Ideas Posted are Likely Not My Own
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
The Who Shot Mr. Burns two-part story is one of my favorites.
"Hello, lampost, watchya knowin'? I've come to watch your power flowin'."
"We all had motives to kill him.....Moe, for closing down your bar. Mr. Gumbel, for closing down Moe's bar..."
"Hey, that's real spruce."
Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you? Where are you going?
Kent Brockman: Oh, do your research, Shutton! Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder of your boss and mentor?
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh. I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: [watching] Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole my gag!
Sideshow Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?
Mel: [light bulb moment] Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it. [puffs pipe] Hmm.......at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual. Ye Gods! To the police station, Krusty. [the two rush into the police station] I am Melvin van Horne. And this is my associate Herschel Krustofsky.
Krusty: Hey hey.
Mel: Officers: you have arrested an innocent man.
Wiggum: Really? Aw, jeez. [pushes a button] All right, Colossos, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.
Colossos: [sulky] But all my stuff is there!
Mel: [clears throat] I was referring to Waylon Smithers.
The Who Shot Mr. Burns two-part story is one of my favorites.
"Hello, lampost, watchya knowin'? I've come to watch your power flowin'."
"We all had motives to kill him.....Moe, for closing down your bar. Mr. Gumbel, for closing down Moe's bar..."
"Hey, that's real spruce."
Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you? Where are you going?
Kent Brockman: Oh, do your research, Shutton! Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder of your boss and mentor?
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh. I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: [watching] Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole my gag!
Sideshow Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?
Mel: [light bulb moment] Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it. [puffs pipe] Hmm.......at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual. Ye Gods! To the police station, Krusty. [the two rush into the police station] I am Melvin van Horne. And this is my associate Herschel Krustofsky.
Krusty: Hey hey.
Mel: Officers: you have arrested an innocent man.
Wiggum: Really? Aw, jeez. [pushes a button] All right, Colossos, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.
Colossos: [sulky] But all my stuff is there!
Mel: [clears throat] I was referring to Waylon Smithers.
bottomdweller
Where my dogsies at?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
"Mr.Simpson, a Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Mounds is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!"
Smithers: What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...
Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Mr. Rogers: What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'M HOT!
Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place's got more pirated tapes than a--
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Wiggum: Well, that'll have to do. Uh, these yours, son?
"Mr.Simpson, a Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Mounds is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!"
Smithers: What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...
Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Mr. Rogers: What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'M HOT!
Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place's got more pirated tapes than a--
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Wiggum: Well, that'll have to do. Uh, these yours, son?
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Newspaper Editor: "We’re looking for a new food
critic. Someone who doesn’t immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats."
Homer: "No, it usually takes a few hours."
Homer: "8:58, first time I've ever been early for work... Except for all
those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers!"
Newspaper Editor: "We’re looking for a new food
critic. Someone who doesn’t immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats."
Homer: "No, it usually takes a few hours."
Homer: "8:58, first time I've ever been early for work... Except for all
those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers!"