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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
LOL... no, I did not... in heinsight, I wish I never lived in NY.
You must have not lived in Utica.
LOL... no, I did not... in heinsight, I wish I never lived in NY.
Gibber
Little Boxes
AMC
Registered User
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: Why do you talk like that?
Costington's Salesman: I had a STROOOOOOKE!
Homer: Why do you talk like that?
Costington's Salesman: I had a STROOOOOOKE!
AMC
Registered User
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: Put this crayon back in my brain and change me back into the blissful boob I once was!
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, we don't play God here.
Homer: Nonsense, you do nothing BUT play God, and I think your octoparrot would agree!
Octoparrot: Polly shouldn't be!
Homer: Put this crayon back in my brain and change me back into the blissful boob I once was!
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, we don't play God here.
Homer: Nonsense, you do nothing BUT play God, and I think your octoparrot would agree!
Octoparrot: Polly shouldn't be!
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: Sorry Marge, this is my quest! I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmills.
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, whats-his-name. The Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name, Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine, I'll look it up [gets a book of the shelf]
Marge: Well, who was it?
Homer: Never mind.
Homer: Sorry Marge, this is my quest! I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmills.
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, whats-his-name. The Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name, Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine, I'll look it up [gets a book of the shelf]
Marge: Well, who was it?
Homer: Never mind.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Flanders to God! Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Tod!
Flanders to God! Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Tod!
zamboni crash-test dummy
avoiding 72% of all shopping carts
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
From the 10pm rerun tonight:
Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
From the 10pm rerun tonight:
Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missoura!
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missoura!
Biddco
Follow me on Twitter: @Biddco
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
One of my favorite quotes ever. Whenever I hear something about ASU or see them on tv I think of this quote.
Lisa I pay the Homer Tax!
Dad thats the HOME owner tax!
One of my favorite quotes ever. Whenever I hear something about ASU or see them on tv I think of this quote.
Lisa I pay the Homer Tax!
Dad thats the HOME owner tax!
MountieBoyOz
Eater of Worlds
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Capt. Tenille: The Navy has a fine sense of tradition. Whenever an American vessel leaves port, they sing this ancient sea chanty. A one.. A two... a three... a four
"In the Navy" by The Village People starts playing.
Capt. Tenille: The Navy has a fine sense of tradition. Whenever an American vessel leaves port, they sing this ancient sea chanty. A one.. A two... a three... a four
"In the Navy" by The Village People starts playing.
yankeefn01
my cats breath smells like cat food
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post Office Guy: "Okay Mr. Burns, what is your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post Office Guy: "Okay Mr. Burns, what is your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know"
Zudnic
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, entirely localized in your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Can I see it?
Skinner: Hmm....No.
I was thinking about Lisa the Vegetarian recently and how awesome it is.
Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Lisa, you don't win friends with salad.
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone.
Lisa: It's tomato soup, served ice cold!
Barney : Go back to Russia!
Lisa: Wow, a hidden staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up...
And Troy McClure's "you may remember me" lines:
You may remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory".
You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".
You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport", and "Where's Nordstrom?".
You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".
You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
You may remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
More Troy McClure:
Troy: "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
Mac Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
Troy McClure: Uh ... the movie or the planet?
My all time favorite Troy McClure moment, including my favorite "you may remember me" line:
Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water! Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi! I remember you from such filmstrips as 'Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.'
Troy: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
You must have not lived in Utica.
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, entirely localized in your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Can I see it?
Skinner: Hmm....No.
I was thinking about Lisa the Vegetarian recently and how awesome it is.
Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Lisa, you don't win friends with salad.
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone.
Lisa: It's tomato soup, served ice cold!
Barney : Go back to Russia!
Lisa: Wow, a hidden staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up...
And Troy McClure's "you may remember me" lines:
You may remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory".
You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".
You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport", and "Where's Nordstrom?".
You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".
You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
You may remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
More Troy McClure:
Troy: "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
Mac Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
Troy McClure: Uh ... the movie or the planet?
My all time favorite Troy McClure moment, including my favorite "you may remember me" line:
Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water! Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi! I remember you from such filmstrips as 'Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.'
Troy: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.