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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
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gounhwildcats
Go Cats!! Beat Maine!!!
MountieBoyOz
Eater of Worlds
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
MMMM... Open Face Club Sand Wedge
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AMC
Registered User
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Burns: An employee, eh? (Pushes "RELEASE HOUNDS" button) Hmm... a pack of vicious dogs should be ripping you to shreds right now...
Homer: I don't know what to tell you.
Burns: Very well, come on in, maybe I can find something to scald you with.
Agent Johnson: This is Agent Johnson of the FBI. Be on the lookout for a maroon 1936 Stutz Bearcat.
(the car drives by Chief Wiggum)
Chief Wiggum: Ahh, that really was more of a burgundy.
Burns: Any of these islands would make a fine new country!
Homer: I call president!
Burns: Vice president!
Smithers: Awwwww....
Castro: Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism.
Aides: Awww.
Castro: I know, I know, but we all knew from day one that this Communist mumbo jumbo would never fly. I'll call Washington and tell them they've won.
Aide: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Castro: Ah, they aren't so bad. They even named a street in San Francisco after me!
(Aide whispers to him)
Castro: It's full of what?!
Smithers: Sir, aren't you facing some serious jail time?
Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then by God I will soon be guilty of that!
Homer: God Bless America!
Burns: An employee, eh? (Pushes "RELEASE HOUNDS" button) Hmm... a pack of vicious dogs should be ripping you to shreds right now...
Homer: I don't know what to tell you.
Burns: Very well, come on in, maybe I can find something to scald you with.
Agent Johnson: This is Agent Johnson of the FBI. Be on the lookout for a maroon 1936 Stutz Bearcat.
(the car drives by Chief Wiggum)
Chief Wiggum: Ahh, that really was more of a burgundy.
Burns: Any of these islands would make a fine new country!
Homer: I call president!
Burns: Vice president!
Smithers: Awwwww....
Castro: Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism.
Aides: Awww.
Castro: I know, I know, but we all knew from day one that this Communist mumbo jumbo would never fly. I'll call Washington and tell them they've won.
Aide: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Castro: Ah, they aren't so bad. They even named a street in San Francisco after me!
(Aide whispers to him)
Castro: It's full of what?!
Smithers: Sir, aren't you facing some serious jail time?
Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then by God I will soon be guilty of that!
Homer: God Bless America!
IrishWildcat
Holding onto what I haven't got
zamboni crash-test dummy
avoiding 72% of all shopping carts
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.*
Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.*
RaceBoarder
Waiting for the Snow to fly...
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I can't believe that this hasn't come up yet
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I can't believe that this hasn't come up yet
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MountieBoyOz
Eater of Worlds
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Since it's Grammy night...
Homer looks through the five cent box at another booth, dismissing as
junk an original document from congress, Action Comics No. 1, a set of
stamps with upside down airplanes on them, and a violin autographed by
"Stradi-who-vius?"
Homer: What'd you kids get?
Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years.
Marge: No one bought a wishbone necklace.
Homer: Well, one of us made some money! I sold a guy our spare tire. [A tire on the car blows out] D'oh!
Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, But it wasn't Geraldo's fault...
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
Bart: Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it.
Homer: Bart, what did I tell you?
Bart: No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector...consarn it.
Abe: That's my son up there!
Man: What, the balding fat-***?
Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy.
Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes...coffee mugs...funny foam...
Homer: They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. Bart!
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Baby Lisa: "You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!"
Homer: "Well you haven't heard the last of them!"
Since it's Grammy night...
Homer looks through the five cent box at another booth, dismissing as
junk an original document from congress, Action Comics No. 1, a set of
stamps with upside down airplanes on them, and a violin autographed by
"Stradi-who-vius?"
Homer: What'd you kids get?
Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years.
Marge: No one bought a wishbone necklace.
Homer: Well, one of us made some money! I sold a guy our spare tire. [A tire on the car blows out] D'oh!
Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, But it wasn't Geraldo's fault...
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
Bart: Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it.
Homer: Bart, what did I tell you?
Bart: No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector...consarn it.
Abe: That's my son up there!
Man: What, the balding fat-***?
Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy.
Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes...coffee mugs...funny foam...
Homer: They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. Bart!
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Baby Lisa: "You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!"
Homer: "Well you haven't heard the last of them!"
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Bart: Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction? See the fear? As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
Homer: And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids!
Bart: Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction? See the fear? As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
Homer: And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids!
Proud2baLaker
Master of Science
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Who ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra....possibly while high....Cyprus Hill I'm looking in your direction.
Who ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra....possibly while high....Cyprus Hill I'm looking in your direction.
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AMC
Registered User
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Peter Frampton: God, Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler! Get out of there you kids!
Peter Frampton: God, Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler! Get out of there you kids!
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
"Do you guys know 'Insane in the Membrane'??"
"Eh, hum us a few bars and we can fake it."
"Do you guys know 'Insane in the Membrane'??"
"Eh, hum us a few bars and we can fake it."
MountieBoyOz
Eater of Worlds
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Smashing Pumpkins: Is it true you have to bring your own drinking water?
Homer: We have a rule. If It's brown, drink it down. If it's black send it back.
Smashing Pumpkins: Is it true you have to bring your own drinking water?
Homer: We have a rule. If It's brown, drink it down. If it's black send it back.
RaceBoarder
Waiting for the Snow to fly...
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
** Homer walks into Occult Shop**
Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!
Homer: Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
Shopkeeper: Ah... Perhaps this will please the gentlemen. ** Turns to back shelves** Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! ** hands Krusty Doll to Homer **
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
** Homer walks into Occult Shop**
Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!
Homer: Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
Shopkeeper: Ah... Perhaps this will please the gentlemen. ** Turns to back shelves** Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! ** hands Krusty Doll to Homer **
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?