119th congress: must be at least 75 to chair a committee!

[Handyman]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Johnson: "Russ does this reluctantly. He takes no pleasure in this. Russ has to sit down and decide which policies, personnel, & programs are essential & which are not. That's not a fun task and he's not enjoying that responsibility...if they keep the govt closed, it's gonna get more & more painful"

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[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Can you imagine Lil' Mikey at the American Nuremberg Trials in a handful of years? It's going to be popcorn worthy.

 

[Handyman]

Can you imagine Lil' Mikey at the American Nuremberg Trials in a handful of years? It's going to be popcorn worthy.

I am sure his new lover Jorge will be there holding his hand to make it ok!

 

[psych]

Owning the libs, baby!

Is it too soon to hope Cruz is the next to take a bullet?

Waste of a bullet. Make him sit and watch Trump, naked with a sombrero, have sex with his wife.

 

[Handyman]

Waste of a bullet. Make him sit and watch Trump, naked with a sombrero, have sex with his wife.

You dont think Cruz is a cuck?

 

[psych]

You dont think Cruz is a cuck?

*sigh* You’re right. Make it AOC.

 

[Slap Shot]

Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social)

Ted Cruz just posted a video montage with photos of every Democratic senator altered to make them wear sombreros and mustaches. It’s set to the song Macarena. What the fuck are we doing here?

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Mike Johnson wants the Dems to let it go...

jfc his last name is Cruz.

 

[Jimjamesak]

jfc his last name is Cruz.

Ahh but he’s not one of them, he’s different.

 

[Kepler]

Ahh but he’s not one of them, he’s different.

Cubans : Browns :: Serbians : Whites

 

[aparch]

After seeing more and more clips of Mike Johnson, he's a shitty poker player. His obvious tell when he's lying is he gets a boyish, coy smile. Every other time when he's speaking the truth he can maintain a stone face.

It's like he's mentally jerking off to the lies.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Joni Ernst: "Unfortunately, our farmers do need that assistance. They don't like it. They consider it welfare. They want trade, not aid. So we really need to see some of these new markets opening up around the globe ... but if there's anybody that can make a deal, it's President Trump."

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She has to be on crack.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

KEILAR: A Post poll shows more Americans are blaming Republicans for the shutdown. Does that give you pause? MARSHALL: I discount that poll altogether K: Why? M: There are so many other polls that say the opposite K: Which one? M: I don't have them at my fingertips. That's a very biased poll

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[French Rage]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Joni Ernst: "Unfortunately, our farmers do need that assistance. They don't like it. They consider it welfare. They want trade, not aid. So we really need to see some of these new markets opening up around the globe ... but if there's anybody that can make a deal, it's President Trump."

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She has to be on crack.

Gee did anyone do anything to fuck up that trade?

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Gee did anyone do anything to fuck up that trade?

According to Joni, no one. And no one is the right guy to fix it.

Delusional is the nicest word I can give her.

 

[Handyman]

So much gaslighting...

Thankfully everyone dies right Joni!