Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
The escort defense of "I was just paying for dinner!" has such a successful history...
I'd say this guy is toast but the modern GOP has less than zero shame. I wouldn't be surprised if he refused to resign even if indicted. A competent Republican Party would quietly tell him they're going to primary him if he refuses to avoid another Roy Moore/Doug Jones situation, but are there any adults left with any say left in the party?
One interesting factoid. Last month our worthless former President listed who he felt was the future of the party. Gaetz was conspicuously absent.
I dunno...the day the story broke he was already trying to play up how he was going to leave Congress to join Newsmax. I see a "rehab stint" in his future followed by "spending more time with Nestor".
edit: Oh Boy
Folks won’t be surprised that bizarre claims are being made about me shortly after I decided to take on the most powerful institutions in the Beltway: the establishment; the FBI; the Biden Justice Department; the Cheney political dynasty; even the Justice Department under Trump.
Yes, just like the mafia, the D.C. swamp protects its “made men.” Since I’m taking my turn under the gun, let me address the allegations against me directly. First, I have never, ever paid for sex. And second, I, as an adult man, have not slept with a 17-year-old.
Predictably, the anti-Trump cheerleaders such as Meghan McCain, Bill Kristol, and sadly, some of my feckless colleagues in Congress are going to call for me to resign.
He wrote that in an op-ed in the Washington Examiner.
He is definitely gonna be going "away" for 28 days in the next few years.
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