Movies: Poor Things, Barbie and Oppenheimer are stuck in La La Land

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

"...latter-day Eva Braun?"

At the risk of sounding like I'm humanizing him, I'm pretty sure Hitler actually loved Eva Braun - most of history's greatest villains were nevertheless still capable of romantic love.

Melania, on the other hand, has never been anything more than "Expensive Call Girl" or "Wife #3" to Donnie. Their relationship has been purely transactional since the day she regrettably squeezed out Barron.

 

[rufus]

"...latter-day Eva Braun?"

At the risk of sounding like I'm humanizing him, I'm pretty sure Hitler actually loved Eva Braun - most of history's greatest villains were nevertheless still capable of romantic love.

Melania, on the other hand, has never been anything more than "Expensive Call Girl" or "Wife #3" to Donnie. Their relationship has been purely transactional since the day she regrettably squeezed out Barron.

I don't think the squeezing out part is what she regretted.

Pretty sure that was the creation part. Hopefully it took a lot of tries before that seed was planted, and I hope she enjoyed every minute of it.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I meant regrettable for We The People. The world needs less of his spawn, not more of it.

 

[Jimjamesak]

I meant regrettable for We The People. The world needs less of his spawn, not more of it.

DC United could’ve kept him in their system but nooooooo.

 

[Kepler]

Does not really belong here or anywhere. JFC this hurts to watch. RIP Bill. I liked you.

 

[Jimjamesak]

So Amazon spent $40 million plus on Melania to make $8 million while Markliplier spent $3 million on his own to make an adaptation of the video game Iron Lung and made over $20 million? In significantly less theaters too.

 

[Slap Shot]

Does not really belong here or anywhere. JFC this hurts to watch. RIP Bill. I liked you.

Yeah he really bummed me out among others and I've refused to watch any of his content since.

 

[Kepler]

I think even his greatest stuff will land all wrong now. His whole thing was he was a pin popping hypocrisy balloons, but this retroactively ruined all of that.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly. I've never seen a more efficient career suicide. Dude crawled on his hands through the small clubs for 15 years and fucked it all in 15 days.

Memento mori.

 

[state of hockey]

Yep. Every word falls flat now. Other comics will survive this thing fine because we knew they were whores. He was the one that supposedly wasn’t, and his whole vibe came from it.

He’ll likely still make money grifting after the inevitable heel turn though.

 

[Kepler]

Davidson played it right. "My dad died in 9/11 and I'm such a whore I took the money." He'll lose people but it won't destroy him.