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Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Well what I typed showed up wrong. I typed f * * k and it showed up as all asterisks. Weird lol. Oh well.
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

A black and gold team from up north
Tried to put a strong effort forth
But they lost to all the others
Then had relations with their mothers
But hey! At least their band has some worth
 
Biography of this UNH fan

Biography of this UNH fan

Open the season, against all reason,
We fans begin to hope.
They take to the ice, oh isn’t it nice,
There’s no reason yet to mope.
But forwards and defense abandon all pretense
And soon show colors true.
And come the postseason, against all reason,
We wail against losses anew.
Our eyes are not open, though hearts be broken,
To see yet another year pass.
We hope that next season, against all reason,
Of mockery, will be the last.
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

hockey east limmericks (presented in order of preseason predictions!)

1) BC
The envy of every team, there is no way to spin it
When they put us in your bracket, there is no way you’ll win it
Hillbillies pray this won’t last
Fanboys dream about the past
You know they’d both switch with us in a minute

2) Maine
In heaven, Walsh lobbies as a voice from the grave
A lifetime of cheating, the hockey gods never forgave
Timmy knows there will be no more real satisfaction
Without an accompanying major infraction
But they could stop giving up seven, if darling would just behave

3) UNH
A team with no heart, such a worthless endeavor
To cheer for these clowns, with signs less than clever
Despite obvious reproach
They won’t change their coach
So just like nineteen, it’s still two thousand never

4) Mack
The league’s best goalie, according to hokydad
When they say Beaudry’s better, He gets hokymad
Now with dennehy behind the wheel
A few games they might steal
But without dacosta, they are still hokybad

5) Vermont
In their trophy case, there is not much to be seen
Will that change soon? Keep puffing that green!
And when the season stalls
They’ll grab each others’ balls
Much like history, they also lack hygiene


to be continued...
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

SteveF said:
hockey east limmericks (presented in order of preseason predictions!)

1) BC
The envy of every team, there is no way to spin it
When they put us in your bracket, there is no way you’ll win it
Hillbillies pray this won’t last
Fanboys dream about the past
You know they’d both switch with us in a minute

2) Maine
In heaven, Walsh lobbies as a voice from the grave
A lifetime of cheating, the hockey gods never forgave
Timmy knows there will be no more real satisfaction
Without an accompanying major infraction
But they could stop giving up seven, if darling would just behave

3) UNH
A team with no heart, such a worthless endeavor
To cheer for these clowns, with signs less than clever
Despite obvious reproach
They won’t change their coach
So just like nineteen, it’s still two thousand never

4) Mack
The league’s best goalie, according to hokydad
When they say Beaudry’s better, He gets hokymad
Now with dennehy behind the wheel
A few games they might steal
But without dacosta, they are still hokybad

5) Vermont
In their trophy case, there is not much to be seen
Will that change soon? Keep puffing that green!
And when the season stalls
They’ll grab each others’ balls
Much like history, they also lack hygiene


to be continued...
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Good work, SteveF. :)
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Bravo SteveF.

thecomicbookguy said:
You mean we'd like to have seen our team win 3 titles since 2001? Wow, what insight!
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Well, I think some times fans of other teams will try to spin it that they wouldn't trade places.

For example, some years, BU will win the Beanpot or a rare HE tourney title (lately), BC will go to the Frozen Four and their team won't and the day after BC doesn't win it, they'd still rather have a tourney trophy or a Beanpot and claim they wouldn't trade season (we know it's a lie but still). We've seen this numerous times... 2006 particularly although to be fair, it hasn't happened much recently and for good reason.

Other times, a team might win the RS title with a tie in game 1, lose the next night and drop in the PWR while the other team got 3 pts and jumped in the PWR in a "meaningless game" according to some and they wouldn't trade spots either despite knowing they were going nowhere because their team had a steaming pile of crap behind the bench.

Just a few examples... but it happens, as crazy as it sounds.
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

UNH:

For the locals in Durham, college hockey is hell.
Instead of titles, they throw fish and play with cowbells.
During the month of March,
their collars have too much starch
and to a team called RIT, they fell.
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

Outhouse on the hill, but still the eagles soar.
Terrier Nation says five greater than four.
Where's your beanpot?
I sound like a crackpot.
Seems BC is on their way to more.
 
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Nick Papagiorgio said:
Other times, a team might win the RS title with a tie in game 1, lose the next night and drop in the PWR while the other team got 3 pts and jumped in the PWR in a "meaningless game" according to some and they wouldn't trade spots either despite knowing they were going nowhere because their team had a steaming pile of crap behind the bench.

Just a few examples... but it happens, as crazy as it sounds.
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Sorry, forgot that we're not supposed to be happy when our team actually overachieves. :rolleyes:


Slasher7 said:
UNH:

For the locals in Durham, college hockey is hell.
Instead of titles, they throw fish and play with cowbells.
During the month of March,
their collars have too much starch
and to a team called RIT, they fell.
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Wow, a popped collar joke about UNH? You know that reference is used to make fun of BC fans, right?
 
Re: Your team, or nemesis, in short words

It's no secret that the goofs hate the Sioux,
because we have more titles than they do,
I dislike their arrogant tone,
and I'm not alone,
St. Cloud, Duluth and Wisconsin hate them too....
 
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