Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Did you know that Mickey Mouse once was good friends with a psychologist? You might scoff, but it's a little-known fact.....

The psychologist was very discreet. Since their friendship was personal, he never practiced his profession on or around Mickey. However, he couldn't help but notice when Mickey became gruff, distracted, irritable. He discreetly and indirectly tried to inquire what might be bothering him, and from Mickey's terse answer, he inferred that Mickey was concerned that Minnie was acting crazy.

So he went to visit Minnie, and she was smiling, walking around humming, generally in great spirits. She seemed even better than well-adjusted, if possible.

So he went back to Mickey, and mentioned that he had seen Minnie and she looked fine, didn't look crazy at all, so if that's what had been bothering Mickey, well, then......

Mickey frowned and said irritably, "I never said she was crazy. I said I was p^ssed because she was f^cking Goofy!"


You want a f^cking idiot, you got a f^cking idiot!

Minnie!!!! That SLUT!

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Your mama's so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles!

Your mama's butt is so big, it looks like two pigs fighting over a box of Milk Duds.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Your mama's butt is so big, it looks like two pigs fighting over a box of Milk Duds.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, she gotta iron her underpants in the driveway.

 

[MountieBoyOz]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Fine, if we're calling out other posters...

Hey, Mountie!
"Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you, Professor. That you sir, are a nitwit!"
-Doctor Who, "Inferno"

Allow me to retort.

From The Robots Of Death, The Fourth Doctor to Borg: "You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!"

 

[RaceBoarder]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at sea world....

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Michigan Tech's hockey team is so stupid, UAA beat them.

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Libtards.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at sea world....

Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Your momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

RStarr, honey, you ain't pretty enough to be that big of a beech.

 

[MountieBoyOz]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Your mama is so dumb, she went to the movie "Juice" and brought a cup.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo momma so fat, back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs!
Yo momma so poor, she couldn't pay attention!
Yo momma so fat, when she blew me, she bowed my legs!

 

[The Rube]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Not PC:

Yo momma so black, they marked her as absent for night class even when she attended!

 

[joecct]

I don't think this thread was meant for creative insults from other people. I'm pretty sure we're supposed to call other posters out for being ****ing idiots.

Ding! Ding!

I was hoping Rover and Fresh Fish would dominate this thread.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Your mama is so dumb, she went to the movie "Juice" and brought a cup.

Yo mama so dumb, I said it was chilly outside and she went and grabbed a bowl.

 

[Biddco]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Congratulations to Biddco on making his first meaningful post....ever!!!! Well done, my friend!

Congrats on your first post not talking about yourself!

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo mama so dumb, I said it was chilly outside and she went and grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

 

[Chickens@NU]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo mamma's like a hockey player, she wears the same pads for 3 periods.

 

[Chickens@NU]

Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Yo mamma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her!