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Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

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joecct

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This thread is for insults to other posters. Flame away! I hope the moderators leave this thread alone.
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Hammer said:
I thought that was what the D-1 side was for. :confused:
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Come to think of it, the insults are constantly being tossed in The 2nd Term - Round 2 - Amensty for Some, Miniature AR-15s for Others... :rolleyes:
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

That's a political thread. You deserve what you get wandering in there.
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

"He called me a baboon! He thinks I'm his wife!"
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

We also had a thread called "Creative Personalized Insults" earlier.

George Bernard Shaw is attributed with a classic:

Seated next to a young woman at dinner, he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $10 million. She blushed and giggled demurely and replied coquettishly, "oh, Mr. Shaw..."

Then he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $20. She frowned in outrage and replied, "Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?!?"

He answered, "Oh, we established that earlier; now we are negotiating price."
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life.
Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

FreshFish said:
We also had a thread called "Creative Personalized Insults" earlier.

George Bernard Shaw is attributed with a classic:

Seated next to a young woman at dinner, he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $10 million. She blushed and giggled demurely and replied coquettishly, "oh, Mr. Shaw..."

Then he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $20. She frowned in outrage and replied, "Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?!?"

He answered, "Oh, we established that earlier; now we are negotiating price."
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i thought this was churchill???
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

I don't think this thread was meant for creative insults from other people. I'm pretty sure we're supposed to call other posters out for being ****ing idiots.
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

Fine, if we're calling out other posters...

Hey, Mountie!
"Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you, Professor. That you sir, are a nitwit!"
-Doctor Who, "Inferno"
 
Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

bigblue_dl said:
I don't think this thread was meant for creative insults from other people. I'm pretty sure we're supposed to call other posters out for being ****ing idiots.
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Did you know that Mickey Mouse once was good friends with a psychologist? You might scoff, but it's a little-known fact.....

The psychologist was very discreet. Since their friendship was personal, he never practiced his profession on or around Mickey. However, he couldn't help but notice when Mickey became gruff, distracted, irritable. He discreetly and indirectly tried to inquire what might be bothering him, and from Mickey's terse answer, he inferred that Mickey was concerned that Minnie was acting crazy.

So he went to visit Minnie, and she was smiling, walking around humming, generally in great spirits. She seemed even better than well-adjusted, if possible.

So he went back to Mickey, and mentioned that he had seen Minnie and she looked fine, didn't look crazy at all, so if that's what had been bothering Mickey, well, then......

Mickey frowned and said irritably, "I never said she was crazy. I said I was p^ssed because she was f^cking Goofy!" :eek:


You want a f^cking idiot, you got a f^cking idiot!
 
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