Re: World Soccer XIII: Through the Group Stages
For the record, that makes my predicted knockout-round games thus:
Mexico v. Nigeria
England v. Ghana
Netherlands v. Paraguay
Brazil v. Chile
Argentina v. France
Germany vs. USA
Italy v. Cameroon
Spain v. Cote d'Ivoire
And now, the thrilling conclusion:
Round of 16:
El Tri falls on its face again against a superior Nigerian side. We all laugh. England has relatively little trouble against a Ghana side lacking Essien. The Netherlands breaks down Paraguay and wins going away, Brazil grinds out Chile and has more than enough skill to make some chances on its own. France's foibles are more than enough to make Maradona's idiocy moot and Argentina moves on...
...and then we beat Germany.
What?
Yes, we beat Germany. I'm a believer that the farther a World Cup is held from continental Europe, the more the likelihood for screwy results. Well, here's one. Basically, it's a little revenge from 2002. The USA squad takes advantage of an early goalkeeping mistake to take the lead and takes the game to Germany for the first hour, building a 2-0 lead before Timmay! makes just enough saves to keep us in front. 2-1 to the Yanks.
Cameroon comes ****ed close to knocking off Italy, only to lose on penalties, while Cote d'Ivoire is brave, but just doesn't have enough for Spain.
Quarterfinals:
Nigeria v. England
Netherlands v. Brazil
USA v. Argentina
Italy v. Spain
England, playing a better game than the last for the fourth time in a row, sees off the last African squad without much worry. Just like happens in practically every World Cup, the Dutch fold in a big game.
As for the USA, they play well again (not as well as they play against Germany) and end up benefitting from Maradona screwing this one up, either with a goofy line-up, tactics or both. The match goes to extra-time 1-1 where Messi bags one and the USA gives up another one trying to press for a goal. 3-1 to Argentina in ET, but an admirable performance.
Meanwhile, Italy's olden generation gets run over by a younger, faster, better Spanish team.
Semifinals:
England vs. Brazil
Argentina vs. Spain
Had a ton of trouble picking these ones: In the first semi, I think England do well and outplay Brazil for large stretches, but some sort of fatal flaw (goalkeeping?) sends the match to penalties and England loses. Because England always loses on penalties. In semifinal two, Spain realizes exactly what it's up against and chokes in the big match.
The Final:
Brazil vs. Argentina
Maradona cracks under the pressure and tries to coach naked or on heroin or something like that. Brazil outmuscles Messi and takes its neighbors out behind the woodshed.
4-1 to the Selecao.