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When I win the lottery....

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sorry, but I have 106 chances to win, so I'M going to be rich tomorrow (21 people at work, $10 each, plus my monthly ticket), plus my mommy said I could quit my job if she won. So that's sort of 102.

Hey. You can quit your job any day you want. This isn't Russia. (aside) This isn't Russia, Danny, is it?
 
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I don't actually want to be rich, I just want to have the money to get out and experience the world without having to waste my time working :)

This is more or less what I feel like. I don't play any of these unless they're at least 8 figures because if the odds are 1 in 262 million and I hit it, I sure don't want to have to work again. I want to be able to say "Wow, it's cold here, let's go to the Bahamas." And then just go. Or, the Patriots made the playoffs - I'll by club seats on Stub Hub. And hire a car service to drive me there and back.
 
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Hey. You can quit your job any day you want. This isn't Russia. (aside) This isn't Russia, Danny, is it?

Well, I would also like to keep getting paid. They wouldn't really agree to that. I tried.

p.s. I don't hate my job. I like my job, as far as being required to spend time somewhere 40+ hours a week goes. It's the whole "being required to spend time somewhere 40+ hours a week" that bothers me.

p.p.s. in Russia, job quits you.
 
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Well, I would also like to keep getting paid. They wouldn't really agree to that. I tried.

p.s. I don't hate my job. I like my job, as far as being required to spend time somewhere 40+ hours a week goes. It's the whole "being required to spend time somewhere 40+ hours a week" that bothers me.

p.p.s. in Russia, job quits you.

It's your mom you have to be careful about. She didn't really promise to pay your mortgage, did she--just that you could quit your job?
 
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I don't actually want to be rich, I just want to have the money to get out and experience the world without having to waste my time working :)

Exactly. I don't understand people who say they need to keep working to "stay busy." I'm going to be quite busy visiting all the cool places I would never get to, and using my obscene wealth to try to right a few wrongs and help a few people. Plus the elaborate secret lair and the plan to take over the world. (Psst, Flag: it was me all along.)

Add in the hookers and blow and I've got a lot on my plate.
 
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It's your mom you have to be careful about. She didn't really promise to pay your mortgage, did she--just that you could quit your job?

Well, that's a good point. I knew I should've gotten it detailed in writing. I'll stop by her house on the way home. :)
 
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I lit $10 on fire. EZ picks. One of them has 3 numbers in a row (56-57-58)

Maybe I should have used the numbers on the fortune cookie I had with dinner.
 
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I lit $10 on fire. EZ picks. One of them has 3 numbers in a row (56-57-58)

Maybe I should have used the numbers on the fortune cookie I had with dinner.

It seems like I read one time that one of those pre-printed fortune cookie slips hit a prize, and there were a few hundred claimants. I don't remember the details.
 
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The gas station down the road from me, at 6pm, hit 10K tickets sold...today. :eek: I overheard one clerk tell the other one, as it just happened.
 
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This is more or less what I feel like. I don't play any of these unless they're at least 8 figures because if the odds are 1 in 262 million and I hit it, I sure don't want to have to work again. I want to be able to say "Wow, it's cold here, let's go to the Bahamas." And then just go. Or, the Patriots made the playoffs - I'll by club seats on Stub Hub. And hire a car service to drive me there and back.
I've probably shared this story before, but it's fun and might be new to some:

My cousin lives out in the country in VA. Their next door neighbor has a little hobby farm of ~50 acres, but he didn't seem all that handy, so my cousin helped him out with several projects around the farm. Come to find out, the guy was one of the original key players in AOL, and when they sold to Time Warner he walked away with 9 figures and now putters on his hobby farm for fun. Anywhoo...on 9/11, Mr. AOL Neighbor was in Chicago for some reason and couldn't get back home - planes grounded, buses and trains and rental cars were all sold out. So he called Mrs. AOL Neighbor to tell her that he couldn't get back home. Without flinching, she replied, "Hon, you have a hundred million dollars in the bank. Go buy a car and drive home." He replied, "Oh, I could do that, couldn't I?" So he went and picked up a used Subaru that he still uses as a utility vehicle on his farm.

Now *that's* staying grounded.
 
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I've seen all the altruistic things people would do, the selfless, the smart, the safe, etc. I'm completely on board with all of that. Now think, "the Purge". To be honest I would be scared shi*less not because I think I'm an idiot but because 7/10 of everyone else qualifies.

Aside from the right things you'd like to control, imagine one day of being a complete ******* and went for it all. Without destroying lives what's the most hedonistic day you'd have...

1. I would take a dozen friends to Thailand first class everything
2.....

Go...
 
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I've seen all the altruistic things people would do, the selfless, the smart, the safe, etc. I'm completely on board with all of that. Now think, "the Purge". To be honest I would be scared shi*less not because I think I'm an idiot but because 7/10 of everyone else qualifies.

Aside from the right things you'd like to control, imagine one day of being a complete ******* and went for it all. Without destroying lives what's the most hedonistic day you'd have...

1. I would take a dozen friends to Thailand first class everything
2.....

Go...
Monte Carlo.
 
Re: When I win the lottery....

I've seen all the altruistic things people would do, the selfless, the smart, the safe, etc. I'm completely on board with all of that. Now think, "the Purge". To be honest I would be scared shi*less not because I think I'm an idiot but because 7/10 of everyone else qualifies.

Aside from the right things you'd like to control, imagine one day of being a complete ******* and went for it all. Without destroying lives what's the most hedonistic day you'd have...

1. I would take a dozen friends to Thailand first class everything
2.....

Go...

Heli-skiing in Revelstoke with a dozen or so friends.
 
Re: When I win the lottery....

I've seen all the altruistic things people would do, the selfless, the smart, the safe, etc. I'm completely on board with all of that. Now think, "the Purge". To be honest I would be scared shi*less not because I think I'm an idiot but because 7/10 of everyone else qualifies.

Aside from the right things you'd like to control, imagine one day of being a complete ******* and went for it all. Without destroying lives what's the most hedonistic day you'd have...

1. I would take a dozen friends to Thailand first class everything
2.....

Go...
Buy an airplane.
 
Re: When I win the lottery....

I've seen all the altruistic things people would do, the selfless, the smart, the safe, etc. I'm completely on board with all of that. Now think, "the Purge". To be honest I would be scared shi*less not because I think I'm an idiot but because 7/10 of everyone else qualifies.

Aside from the right things you'd like to control, imagine one day of being a complete ******* and went for it all. Without destroying lives what's the most hedonistic day you'd have...

1. I would take a dozen friends to Thailand first class everything
2.....

Go...

Hey, you have to take all of us, you know.
 
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