What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[RaceBoarder]

Just another day in NYC...

 

[Kepler]

Just another day in NYC...

If he'd threatened their phones those kids would have been on him in a second.

 

[RaceBoarder]

If he'd threatened their phones those kids would have been on him in a second.

I'm. sure the McDonald's manager was in the back thinking "God dammit! Not this s*it again!" as well.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

This can’t taste very good.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1572273086711332865?s=46&t=USvJdxlFfXPfOJrI9_JsyQ

 

[LynahFan]

I thought it was going to be this one:

https://www.today.com/parents/parents/one-chip-challenge-banned-dangerous-rcna48312

Hope they have some good lawyers (though clearly they don’t).

 

[Kepler]

"I can kill you next Thursday between noon and 5."

 

[dxmnkd316]

"I can kill you next Thursday between noon and 5."

I'm sorry but this is insane. Compensatory damages of 300 million?

 

[French Rage]

I'm sorry but this is insane. Compensatory damages of 300 million?

Three free months of Starz wasn't good enough for them?!

 

[Kepler]

Call Batman.

 

[Kepler]

From reddit. This should be titled "Millennial Self Absorption":

 

[unofan]

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...ss-partner-family-iowa-mama-bear/69563965007/

There's just a whole lot here. And don't feel bad for the victim, they're just as cray cray.

 

[MissThundercat]

New Zealand has a "Bird Of the Year" competition.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10/17/fat-parrot-bird-of-year/

 

[Kepler]

TIL, Lizardman’s Constant is an idea proposed by Scott Alexander that each poll always has about 4% weird answers. In one poll, 4% of Americans said that reptilian people do control our world and, in another 4% answered ‘Yes’ to the question ‘Have you ever been decapitated?’

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

...okay then...

 

[Kepler]

...okay then...

Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And it's always summer, they'll never get cold
They'll never get hungry
They'll never get old and grey

 

[SonofSouthie]

Never a dull moment with this clown.

https://www.rollingstone.com/cultur...eddling-jewish-slave-ships-theory-1234620125/

 

[Kepler]

Never a dull moment with this clown.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ry-1234620125/

Had no idea. Is this the movement with those grifters who break into people's houses and then claim that gives them ownership?

Fuck them, they're Qtards with a tan.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This is the flat Earth dude. OK now I'm tracking.

 

[Kepler]

I want this guy as my pilot or surgeon.

 

[aparch]

To top off everything happening today (election day, lunar eclipse)....

.... The largest Powerball drawing in history was suspended last night because of a technical glitch...

 

[aparch]

To top off everything happening today (election day, lunar eclipse)....

.... The largest Powerball drawing in history was suspended last night because of a technical glitch.