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What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

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Money well spent.

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LynahFan said:
That’s “Defining possible,” which is possibly the worst defense company slogan since Lockheed’s, “We never forget who we’re working for.” It takes real talent to squeeze 2 grammatical mistakes into just 7 words. (Plus, it’s rather gauche to call out your shareholders explicitly like that...)
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Raytheon had the slogan "Cash is King" in the 90s for about ten seconds until somebody realized how horrible it was.

I still think "We never forget who we're working for" is the most deeply honest business motto in history. It's the equivalent of "I really don't care do u?"
 
SJHovey said:
The good news is, prom season is back.
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This reminds me of my first "racism is a REAL thing" moments during my teen years.

Saw a group of hillbilly looking folk at the mall and one of them was wearing a black T-shirt with the stars and bars on the front with "If my ancestors knew the modern world would turn out like this, they would have picked their own damn cotton" written on the back. Even as a rebellious teen, I knew that crossed a line.
 
I am in mourning. My best friend from high school, who I have still kept in close touch with all these years, has finally become a full-bore white supremacist. He voted for Dump in 2016 and recirculates stories from the NY Post about black gang beat ins of white civilians and MS13 running the local bodega, but he has now passed beyond recovery: he admitted to me he likes Tucker.

It's like he died. Fuck you, Echo Chamber. You turned a good man's heart to lice and ruined his head (being an insurance company lawyer in NYC for 20 years probably didn't help).
 
Kepler said:
I am in mourning. My best friend from high school, who I have still kept in close touch with all these years, has finally become a full-bore white supremacist. He voted for Dump in 2016 and recirculates stories from the NY Post about black gang beat ins of white civilians and MS13 running the local bodega, but he has now passed beyond recovery: he admitted to me he likes Tucker.

It's like he died. Fuck you, Echo Chamber. You turned a good man's heart to lice and ruined his head (being an insurance company lawyer in NYC for 20 years probably didn't help).
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Kepler said:
A man is known by the company he keeps, Handy.
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Sometimes the jokes literally write themselves
 
Digital Darwinism.

German police have arrested three men and a fourth is being held in Paraguay for allegedly running one of the world's biggest online networks for sharing images of child sex abuse.

The international operation, involving several police forces, targeted a dark net platform called Boystown, which has now been taken down.

Officials say Boystown had more than 400,000 registered users.

They say some images showed the most serious sexual abuse of young children.
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When the FBI does this here there won't be a Republican left out of jail.
 
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