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What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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This is great. I want to know where they're registered.

The mob will howl but that, too, is part of the point.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
I'm with you. We're peak woke. It's now become a parody on itself.
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My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

But please don't think I'm making common cause with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
 
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Kepler said:
My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

But please don't think I'm making common caused with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
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I think we’re on the same page.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

What the **** is wrong with people?

My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
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Is this really different than Beavis yelling "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"?

Kids have always been stupid and have their Darwinian moments. They just have the opportunity to share these moments with this world now.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
I think we’re on the same page.
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I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

What the **** is wrong with people?

My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
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Oh, I'm thinking mine has yours beat. You're burning yourselves one at a time. We're burning the entire planet.

Sorry about that, by the way. When the time comes and you put us on an ice floe I for one will not blame you.
 
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Kepler said:
I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
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Ahaha haha. That’s good stuff.
 
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Holy crap

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asia/philippines-inmate-deaths-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
Holy crap

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asia/philippines-inmate-deaths-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
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That's the one that does the dances, right? I'm not joking.
 
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Anyone have any need for a set of slightly used eyes? I don’t need mine anymore.
 
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Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
 
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Kepler said:
Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
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Story leads from the front page alone:

Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
 
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Slap Shot said:
Story leads from the front page alone:

Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
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https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/
 
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Slap Shot said:
Story leads from the front page alone:

Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
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What's funny in a completely twisted sense of humor, cig smokers (myself included) won't touch the vaping things. Reason? We have no effing clue on what is in those. At least we sorta know what is in cigs. Yeah.
 
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