What's new
By:
USCHO Fan Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.

What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

The Rube said:
Yes I am. Sorry for the confusion. :(

Edit: Rochester MN was known as a place to retire, not a place for young people. That has changed, somewhat.
Click to expand...

No need to apologize. Those of us in Rochester, MI know we're much smarter than the MN crowd (despite the Mayo). ;)
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Bret Stephens is still doing his thing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Today's NYT: someone called Bret Stephens a bedbug so he googled "Jews as bedbugs" to reverse-engineer a column calling his critics Nazis, forgot to clear the search and declined to note that the citation did not substantiate the anti-Semitic connotation he based his column on. <a href="https://t.co/iRZZvoNWas">https://t.co/iRZZvoNWas</a></p>— Adam Jentleson 🎈🐢 (@AJentleson) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1167599978489008128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Rover is the closest it comes, and even though he went to BU, I've never been certain he's a true native.
Click to expand...

BU students are typically Long Islanders who didn't have the grades to get into an Ivy or Mas-sholes who didn't have the grades to get into BC.

The world needs mid-level sales managers too.
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Kepler said:
BU students are typically Long Islanders who didn't have the grades to get into an Ivy or Mas-sholes who didn't have the grades to get into BC.

The world needs mid-level sales managers too.
Click to expand...

That has always been my assumption. Like all the reasonably smart people who end up at Michigan State with their 3.2ish GPAs. And the 2.8 types who land at Central.
 
Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Bret Stephens is still doing his thing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Today's NYT: someone called Bret Stephens a bedbug so he googled "Jews as bedbugs" to reverse-engineer a column calling his critics Nazis, forgot to clear the search and declined to note that the citation did not substantiate the anti-Semitic connotation he based his column on. <a href="https://t.co/iRZZvoNWas">https://t.co/iRZZvoNWas</a></p>— Adam Jentleson 🎈🐢 (@AJentleson) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1167599978489008128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Click to expand...

Senator from Hawaii with an amazing response to Stephens...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">First they came for the New York Times columnists. And I didn’t speak for him because he has his own column plus they didn’t actually come for him.</p>— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) <a href="https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/1167594833231269890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

And Fade, the 2.5 types at NMU are far better than the 2.2 types at Lake State.
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Well, that goes without saying. Even Frank Anzalone once called LSSU "a glorified high school".
Click to expand...

Reminds me of our "if you're happy and you know it" cheer back during the CCHA days.
It's been changed in the last decade, but the verses used to be:
1. If you can't get into college go to State
2. If you can't get into State go to Western
3. If you can't get into Western go back to high school
4. If you can't into high school go to Ferris
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

If you can’t get into college
And you don’t possess the knowledge
Go to state

If you want to drive a bus go to state
...
If you want to drive a bus, without the college fuss
Go to state
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

wolverineTrumpet said:
Reminds me of our "if you're happy and you know it" cheer back during the CCHA days.
It's been changed in the last decade, but the verses used to be:
1. If you can't get into college go to State
2. If you can't get into State go to Western
3. If you can't get into Western go back to high school
4. If you can't into high school go to Ferris
Click to expand...

When in doubt, go to Stout!

(UW-Stout)
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

The Rube said:
When in doubt, go to Stout!

(UW-Stout)
Click to expand...

In high school if something went wrong for our team on the ice/field it was often:

That's all right
That's ok
You'll all work for us some day!

Mostly used when playing Richfield, Cooper, Osseo...

We also held up newspapers during sections when the opposing team's players were introduced, or stood up and turned our backs...
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Jimjamesak said:
Today I learned Aaron Carter is still alive.
Click to expand...

How could you forget that time he beat up Shaquille O'Neal?

/then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
//it's in your head now and there's no escape
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

My all time personal favorite:

Michigan engineers drive trains
CHOO! CHOO!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top