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What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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dxmnkd316 said:
That largest candy store in Minnesota has all sorts of that non-child-friendly-or-whatever candy
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There's one in Copper Harbor MI that has a lot of throwback candy, also, but didn't see the Chew there.
 
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The Rube said:
Well, Family Guy sucks. Yes, I said it. Come at me, bro! ;)
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...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
 
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Twitch Boy said:
...you know what, I'll allow it. Seth MacFarlane is no longer involved with the writing IIRC and it's pretty much just a vehicle for random pop culture references and fart jokes these days.
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The South Park ep on Family Guy nailed it. Just sayin'.
 
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How it's done.

In an email to constituents reported by the Tampa Bay Times, Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-FL, pictured above) included a series of talking points that his spokesperson told the paper were “provided by the House Republican Conference.”

If asked, “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?” the talking points falsely respond that the El Paso shooter and the man who shot Congresswoman Gaby Giffords were politically “from the left.”

“White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form,” the talking points included in the email said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”
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And that's how you get people conflating terrorism with Antifa, Charlie Brown.
 
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I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

I haven’t been ascended yet.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So I was talking to the powerhouses of the world and Mr.Trump stated he to has an ascended psrt in the Edens and he is sorry for the negative rhetoric oozing out of this ones mouth in this world. Remember most good people are ascended now.</p>— Leslie Ann Chandler (@LeslieAnnChandl) <a href="https://twitter.com/LeslieAnnChandl/status/1152516018901868546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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This is what happens when you eat a dictionary of acid sheets.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
I took a look at that twitter account slap shot posted.

I haven’t been ascended yet.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So I was talking to the powerhouses of the world and Mr.Trump stated he to has an ascended psrt in the Edens and he is sorry for the negative rhetoric oozing out of this ones mouth in this world. Remember most good people are ascended now.</p>— Leslie Ann Chandler (@LeslieAnnChandl) <a href="https://twitter.com/LeslieAnnChandl/status/1152516018901868546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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In the '80s there was a great book called "High Weirdness by Mail" published by the guys who created Discordia. This sounds like something from there.

It isn't that it's crazy. It's that it's crazy but you don't know where it's going. It hints at different dimensions and strange geometries, like Lovecraft.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Straight outta Curb Your Enthusiasm

"I’m sorry," the secretary said, according to a complaint. "We are not trying to be rude, but the dog doesn’t like black people."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...ee-catholic-racist-dog-housekeeper-complaint/
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Actually, our family dog (RIP), who was adopted from a shelter...collie/German Shepherd mix, did NOT like anyone in a uniform, nor did she like ANY non-white person. Possibly related, did NOT like thunderstorms/fireworks. Also, there was a time in winter where my dad came in wearing a ski mask, and she went ballistic. She was about 2 years old when we adopted her, and was the most loving, easy-going dog, unless.....
 
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Kepler said:
Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
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Authorities responded to a burglary in progress at 5:49 p.m. at 1600 Sattry Rd. NW in Oronoco Township.

Hart was allegedly involved in a scuffle with one of the victims, a 64-year-old female, and had part of her shirt ripped off after she was seen running out of the residence.

During the scuffle, a car showed up and the person asked Heart if she needed help or if she was assaulted.

That’s when Hart voluntarily got into the trunk of the man’s car.

Authorities pulled over the vehicle and the man told them she was in the trunk.

The driver told deputies that he realized something wasn’t right, panicked and didn’t know what to do.

Hart allegedly stole pill bottles, debit/credit cards, $150 in cash and a fake one million dollar bill.

Authorities also said that recovered iPads from a theft at the STEM school were found in Hart's vehicle.

A known accomplice of Hart, 38-year-old Robert Felten, is accused of stealing the iPads. He’s facing a second-degree burglary charge for that alleged crime.

Felten was arrested last night at the Pine Island cemetery. Authorities said they had to tackle Felten after he took off running once he saw deputies.

Felten could face additional charges in Goodhue County for fleeing and DUI.
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Apparently whoever wrote this doesn't know how to use paragraphs.
 
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Kepler said:
Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
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Oronoco is something else, I tell ya.

When I was younger, traveling with my fam to Rochester to visit the grandparents, our car broke down outside of Tilly's Bar in Oronoco. Mom had to go in to make the call from a pay phone. We stayed in what you would call the "lobby." To say that bar was shady would be kind. Also knew a drug dealer just south of Tilly's in Oronoco. College roommate's brother. Yeah. That city...hooboy.
 
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A thread this AM on twitter.
From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat

You: Pardon me
Me: What
You: You’re standing on my foot
Me: I don’t think so
You: You are
Me: I don’t have a standing on feet bone in my body
You: If you just look—
Me: So now I can’t even stand
You: No it’s just that—
Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you stand—GOD
You: If you could just move
Me: I don’t think I’m standing on you
You: But you are. On my foot.
Me: I didn’t mean to
You: Yes but you are
Me: Well I always stand here
You: You’ve been on my foot every time
Me: Well then why didn’t you ever say anything before?
You: Can’t imagine
You: My foot really hurts
Me: I don’t think so; I don’t feel it
You: Yes, it’s MY foot. *I* feel it
Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
You: Ow
Me: That’s what you get
You: Honestly, I need to move
Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
You: I ...
Me: *I* have feet too, you know
You: Your foot is ON mine!
Me: That's so divisive
You: So anyway—
Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
Me: I don't look down
You: What do you mean, you don't look d—
Me: I was taught all feet are the same
You: WHAT?
Me: I don't even SEE feet
You: That's better
Me: What?
You: You moved.
Me: Did I?
You: Yes.
Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
You: I wouldn't quite put it that w—
Me: I'm the hero!
You: That is NOT what happ—
Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
You: You're still on my laces
Me: It's always something w/you
Me: I think we both learned something
You: DID we?
Me: Great dialogue
You: OK?
Me: Exchange of ideas
You: Man, whatever
Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
You: Don't finish that—
Me: YOU taught ME
You: —sentence
Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party
 
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