Re: UNH Wildcats 2016-17 -- We're Going to Have a Hockey Season Here!!
WIS Productions brings you the latest edition of "Umile's Last Stand - The _____ for 600".
"Umile's Last Stand - The Quest for 600"
Coach Umile's current career wins total: 575
Wins Remaining to the next round number: 25
*Games Remaining (Next 2 Seasons - Min.): 61
Win Pct. Required to Hit Target: 41%
WIS Estimated Likelihood of Success:
60% 
2016/2017 Cupcake Conversion Ratio (CCR): 3/8 (37.5%)
* - minimum games remaining assumes 34 regular season games, and at least 2 games in the MBPBEGAM "playoffs"
... and the "hits" just keep coming. First it was a season-opening loss at home to Bentley. OK, that can happen to anyone, once or twice even. Colorado College? OK - there's your "twice". Next, it was Sacred Heart, and that was a shocker and a huge reality check. But I'm not sure even that one prepared the UNH faithful (fateful?) for Saturday night and the debacle that was Arizona State Football U, blowing a two goal lead in the dying minutes of the game, and then losing it altogether in OT. In terms of what WIS editorial board continues to term The
Quest (although other terms are actively under review) ... the Effingwoods Chamber of Commerce (that's home to your current Governor-elect

and US Senator-elect

- it's been a busy week in these here parts) didn't much care whether or not ASFU won or tied the game - that's never been the point. These games had been put on the UNH schedule for one reason - wins. Those haven't happened even close to frequently enough, and it's increasingly clear that UNH itself is trending strongly into "cupcake" territory themselves, despite what can be charitably described as a just-under-.500 record so far this season. Beyond professional pride, WIS prognosticators also take zero satisfaction at nailing Sunday evening's 3-3 result in last Wednesday's prediction. It's just the latest lost opportunity TBH.
Looking at the big picture ... WIS experts' collective sanity is now an open question, as their projection that Coach Umile's Wildcats would amass
at least 10 wins in the opening 18 game stretch of the season appears to be shipwrecked at the bottom of the sea, since the 'Cats will now need to almost run the table with 6 wins in their final 7 games of the 2016 section of their schedule. The 4 win total at the 1/3's mark of the season (4-5-2) is also projecting to a paltry 12 win season, even as the middle section of the schedule is shaping up as easier than anticipated, with teams like UMaine, Northeastern and RPI struggling, and with UMass and Brown being UMass and Brown. The 3rd and final section of the schedule is daunting, and we'll leave it at that. It appears Liam Blackburn will now be sidelined for a bit, eating further into what not so long ago was starting to look like effective scoring depth and balance. And G Adam Clark once again spit the bit when given his latest opportunity to become relevant again between the pipes in UmileLand. If we're looking for silver linings, WIS can point to Mike McNicholas, who seems to be scoring for fun since his (late) return to the UNH line-up this Fall. Long may that continue.
As a result of two squandered cupcakes - one of the mega CC variety - WIS has thought long and hard, and regrettably must downgrade its forecast for a happy ending to The
Quest to only 60%

after this past weekend's games. WIS has now deemed that The
Quest will be downgraded to The
Quast if UNH's form in these cupcake games can't be reversed, and quickly. Fortunately, due to the scheduling foresight of those in charge, UNH is not short of winnable games coming up, so this
Quest is far from finished ...
Predictions:
Friday: @ UNH 3 UMass 2

Next Tuesday: @ UNH 4 RPI 2
NEXT CUPCAKES ON THE SHELF: 12/2/16 @ home vs. UMaine; 12/3/16 vs. UMaine @ Orono
IS BS35+4 PAYING ATTENTION YET?
Not a freakin' chance in the world. You gotta hand it to Coach ... if you're going to gack up a historical wishbone to establish the latest new low for your program, he really has got it all figured out on how to bury the lead. To say BS35+4's mind may be elsewhere this weekend is probably an understatement of epic proportions. While the easily-melted snowflakes still flutter all atwitter across the Durham campus with their coloring books and therapy dogs in the aftermath of the insensitive uprooting of all things politically correct at midweek last week ... our fearless leader still had his blue chip stocks to bank on at The House that Marty Built across the street, as the Football 'Cats looked to be solid bets to clinch their spot in the D-2 playoffs to extend their streak to 15 years in a row (still slightly exaggerated, my apologies

) against the Albany River Rats (or whatever they're actually called). But the Football 'Cats set the tone for the rest of the weekend, when they gacked up a double digit lead to lose to the Patroons (or whatever) and see their record fall to 6-4-0. Visions of that showcase ESPN8 home playoff game vs. the West Idaho State Spudsmen (or whatever) are now clearly in jeopardy, as UNH Football will have to go on the road to the Downeast and face the Football Black Bears, who are also vying to make the D-2 playoffs. It appears that only one of those two teams will qualify, so there's really no question that since the Flying Dutchmen (or whatever) ditched the 'Cats on Saturday afternoon, BS35+4 has been at full-time panic stations with no time to worry about much of anything else. If Coach Umile can right the ship with a little help from Coach McDonnell extending him some cover - this time with wins, and not an avoidable clutch loss - and get his team back to or above .500 for the Cornell game at MSG and BS35+4's next hockey-centric moment, he may actually escape the consequences of the historically devastating loss to ASFU. Coach may have to burn one or two of his nine lives to get it done, but the betting here is it works.
