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UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

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2006 Champs said:
When you only have 100 people living in your state that's pretty easy to accomplish.

When it gets reported that Sven went over to Ole's house earlier this year during the Norsk Høstfest to steal his beer and jig poles , then your crime rate will be up 400%.
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Now you are being unoriginal and recycling jokes you use on UMTC, unfortunately ND is comprised mostly of Germanic and Eastern Eurpoean decent......and since Sven and Ole are neighbors it's called "borrowing" just like you "borrow" your jokes from other people.
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

2006 Champs said:
Yeah that covers your previous post about right. :eek: Is the lack of fresh oxygen from all your "trees" affecting your ability to remember what you post? I'd take a nap and hang on to those last 5 brain cells you have left.


For the rest of you O2 starved Minnebraskans:
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My point, my shortwitted friend, is that you seemed suprised and amazed to learn that North and South Dakota were once part of the Minnesota Territory. The rest of us already knew this. Hence my quip about you not knowing U.S. History. I wrongly assumed that you had the capabilities to understand this. I was wrong and I apologize for thinking you'd be capable of understanding such complex matters.

cg_siouxfan said:
Hey, genius, crime rate is a number divided by the population of the area that is being measured.

I know the word "rate" is really confusing for dumb people.
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Don't confuse him. He doesn't understand many things. Using word with more than two syllables like population and divided will just make him drool more.
 
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Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

2006 Champs said:
When you only have 100 people living in your state that's pretty easy to accomplish.

When it gets reported that Sven went over to Ole's house earlier this year during the Norsk Høstfest to steal his beer and jig poles , then your crime rate will be up 400%.
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In ND that is called "borrowing". Supposedly, it is 100% legal.

edit: eh, cross cheque beat me to it, by a lot :p
 
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Dirty said:
Don't confuse him. He doesn't understand many things. Using word with more than two syllables like population and divided will just make him drool more.
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group of folks
Tastes Great/Less Filling
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

cg_siouxfan said:
Hey, genius, crime rate is a number divided by the population of the area that is being measured.

I know the word "rate" is really confusing for dumb people.
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So crime rates cannot increase 400%?!! What the crap is with you Neanderthals anyways?

(Crimes Reported) / (Population) So the 2 thefts previously reported in 2010 for your 100 inhabitants = CR 2% (.02)

Now when it gets reported about 4 beers and 2 jig poles (6 counts of theft) that raises your "crime rate". (8 crimes/100 idiots) = CR 8% (.08) Up 400%

I know the % confuses you if not followed by - and P, but maybe thinking of your Goalie's save % (which is around .08 I think) should get the marble rolling through your vast expanse of mindscape.
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

2006 Champs said:
So crime rates cannot increase 400%?!! What the crap is with you Neanderthals anyways?

(Crimes Reported) / (Population) So the 2 thefts previously reported in 2010 for your 100 inhabitants = CR 2% (.02)

Now when it gets reported about 4 beers and 2 jig poles (6 counts of theft) that raises your "crime rate". (8 crimes/100 idiots) = CR 8% (.08) Up 400%

I know the % confuses you if not followed by - and P, but maybe thinking of your Goalie's save % (which is around .08 I think) should get the marble rolling through your vast expanse of mindscape.
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Funny that you used .08, that seems like a number that Wisconites have trouble with comprehending...
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

2006 Champs said:
So crime rates cannot increase 400%?!! What the crap is with you Neanderthals anyways?

(Crimes Reported) / (Population) So the 2 thefts previously reported in 2010 for your 100 inhabitants = CR 2% (.02)

Now when it gets reported about 4 beers and 2 jig poles (6 counts of theft) that raises your "crime rate". (8 crimes/100 idiots) = CR 8% (.08) Up 400%

I know the % confuses you if not followed by - and P, but maybe thinking of your Goalie's save % (which is around .08 I think) should get the marble rolling through your vast expanse of mindscape.
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You implied that North Dakota had a low crime rate because we have a low population. That's laughably stupid, that's all.

I wasn't talking about the other nonsense you're babbling about.
 
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cross cheque said:
Now you are being unoriginal and recycling jokes you use on UMTC, unfortunately ND is comprised mostly of Germanic and Eastern Eurpoean decent......and since Sven and Ole are neighbors it's called "borrowing" just like you "borrow" your jokes from other people.
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I was just trying to protect the innocent, obviously Sven and Ole are not their real names.

And you should note that 30.4% (that's percent, not a total number) of ND population are Norwegian.

Alright, enough with all the facts here...


Sussie licks Bucky's Furry B@@ls!!
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

bigblue_dl said:
Funny that you used .08, that seems like a number that Wisconites have trouble with comprehending...
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Seems like a Midwest theme, but yeah.

August, 2005 - UND Captain Matt Greene arrested for DUI
July, 2006 - Robbie Bina Arrested For DUI
September, 2006 - Joe Finley arrested for "Loud Party"
November, 2006 - Jonathan Toews charged with "minor in consumption and noisy party gathering"
February, 2007 - Toews, T.J. Oshie & Bina arrested at Judy's Tavern
February, 2007- Grand Forks Police Chief Packett addresses team
April, 2007 - Toews & Oshie plead guilty
May, 2007 - Finley ordered to pay fine & perform community service
December, 2007 - Oshie arrested again, this time for disorderly conduct allegedly after peeing in an elevator
July, 2009 - Finley & Matt Frattin arrested for disorderly conduct, fleeing from police and giving false information
August, 2009 - Frattin arrested again. This time its DUI
September, 2010 - Danny Kristo cited by police for underage drinking
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brianvf said:
I bet Zucker will be in that race too. He's very talented...
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Theres lots of talented freshmen in the conference, and I'm certainly not counting him out, but realistically I think this is a two horse race. Nice crop of freshies in the WCHA this year, as always.
 
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2006 Champs said:
Seems like a Midwest theme, but yeah.
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It's only the deranged fans that compile information on players like that and then beat off to it once a month. It's kinda scary when you see that level of obsession in someone.
 
Re: UND at UW: Let's get hostile, let's get abusive

cg_siouxfan said:
It's only the deranged fans that compile information on players like that and then beat off to it once a month. It's kinda scary when you see that level of obsession in someone.
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Technically, it is obsession with 5 or 6 people.
 
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