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TV 20 - Sorry no fancy title
- Thread starter Slap Shot
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Kepler
Si certus es dubita
She relies on stupid vocal tricks a 10th grade vocalist1 can see through, like a bad actor mugging. She is a (fine) actress mimicking singing. Her voice itself is trash.
She could be a talented comic actress, which is so much more interesting (albeit less lucrative) than a pop singer. If she sang with absolutely zero electronic assistance at the Apollo Theater they would chase her off the stage with rotten eggs, and they would be perfectly right to do so.
1 Based on a true story.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
She is unpleasant to hear emit noises and super unpleasant to look at, but she is a very funny performer with impeccable timing. That's 100x more interesting and valuable to me than being a songbird or a casting couch queen.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
She may not have much of a singing voice, but she's got plenty of *ahem* talent for wrecking homes.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
I did not understand that reference and kinda hope I never do.
In my admittedly Neanderthal understanding of a home wrecker, one would have to be attractive enough to entice a married person away from their partner.
Unless the married person's spouse was Melania, Paltrow, or Keri Russell, I can't imagine Blackfish Skeletor would have any drawing power.
Deutsche Gopher Fan
Active member
this is the married man who broke up with his wife for the skeletal girl. I understand nothing.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Oh it's far worse than just splitting with the ex-wife. She'd given birth to his son just months before he dumped her.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
You can count the number of successful male actors, athletes, executives, and politicians who have been loyal to their wives on one John Tester hand.
"A man is as faithful as his options." -- Chris Rock
As much as I hate the idea, there but for the grace of failure go I.
But.
For that?
Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
Hey Jason Sudekis had Olivia Wilde served their divorce papers while she was on stage at Comic-Con promoting her film and everyone loves him. John Mulaney might have done worse...
Jimjamesak
Already insane, UAA making it worse
I’m willing to bet that Mulaney’s ex was enabling his coke addiction.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
I thought Sudeikis didn’t have control of it and said he didn’t like when the process server did that?
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Had them served in the psych ward his ex was in?
Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
So were all of his friends. Meanwhile Olivia Munn...
SOH,
Im sure he was very upset...when tbe video went viral and him look like crap.
Jimjamesak
Already insane, UAA making it worse
I’m confused, Mulaney’s friends were enabling his addiction or they too believe his ex was enabling? Because I could believe either one.
Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
They were enabling. They knew for quite a while prior to the star studded intervention.
Which is not unusual obviously but seeing as Mulaney had been playing up his sobriety in his comedy since before he was on SNL it looked very bad.
Meanwhile I am pretty sure Munn started banging him before rehab and part of me thinks that triggered most of this. Wife has the intervention and gets him cleaned up so she can divorce him and he doesn't coke himself into being Sam Kinison.