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tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

This is all you have?

Sure, that's all we got......in addition to the trees, hills and women not resembling bison wearing satin casino jackets.

Of course, we don't have any undersized pansy-arsed defensemen that can't take a clean bodycheck from a Husky window-making sally-boy from Warroad.

For which we will blame the people of Duluth and demand reparations.

Sioux Sweep

You'll get nothing and like it. Much like conference points this weekend.

'Dogs Sweep.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Touche. Duluth has a history of screwing people. We won't be as nice though and just demand money back. We'll make the Lawrence Massacre look like a trip to Disney World.

Sioux Sweep

If you try any funny stuff, like, say, sending a war party into Duluth, and I will personally burn down Candyland in Mankato, p*ss on the ashes and stream the entire video event to you live in your pay-by-the-hour motel room.

'Dogs Sweep in two shutouts.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Sure, that's all we got......in addition to the trees, hills and women not resembling bison wearing satin casino jackets.

Of course, we don't have any undersized pansy-arsed defensemen that can't take a clean bodycheck from a Husky window-making sally-boy from Warroad.


You'll get nothing and like it. Much like conference points this weekend.

'Dogs Sweep.

The only pansy around here is you with that statement right there.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

The only pansy around here is you with that statement right there.

Wow, is someone a little sensitive? Do you have a little thing for pint-sized Genoway? Or are you a Marvin Windows fan and very defensive of all-things Warroad?

Lighten up, noob.:p
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Wow, is someone a little sensitive? Do you have a little thing for pint-sized Genoway? Or are you a Marvin Windows fan and very defensive of all-things Warroad?

Lighten up, noob.:p

I wonder if Jack Connolly is as sh^tty of a swimmer as Junior LeFrog was.

Sioux Sweep
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

I wonder if Jack Connolly is as sh^tty of a swimmer as Junior LeFrog was.

Sioux Sweep

Probably. I'd guess that Junior just gave up while swimming against the riptide, as that is what the French do best.

Do the Sue have a parole officer on their coaching staff yet? And when will Hakstol hit puberty?
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Perhaps, but at least our town doesn't flood every time a river gets so much as an inch of rain. It's nice not living in the New Orleans of the Midwest.

You live in Lincoln Park, which is the Northern MN equivalent of South Central.

And the Sue fans might sandbag you to death for insulting their flood plain, er, city.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

You live in Lincoln Park, which is the Northern MN equivalent of South Central.

And the Sue fans might sandbag you to death for insulting their flood plain, er, city.

Correction: I live ABOVE Lincoln Park. :p The degenerates won't walk up the hill, so it's much nicer.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

Correction: I live ABOVE Lincoln Park. :p The degenerates won't walk up the hill, so it's much nicer.

That's right.....you live in Ghetto Hermantown now. Congrats on your moving up in the world. Now you're just a hop-skip from The Beacon Bar: Where pedderarses trade kiddie p*rn.
 
Re: tUMD vs. UND 12/4-5: Next!

No, but you do have people who like to slash rubber balls. That is far, far worse.

Sioux Sweep

Everyone knows that rubber balls are the devil.

We here in Duluth are also able to fish without the help of a dog.

'Dogs sweep.
 
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