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TRP: Will Wh*re for Pancakes

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bigblue_dl said:
Yeah, that is just southeast of where I grew up a little bit. We're just west of Red Wing and Hay Creek is just south of Red Wing. I didn't realize that Hader had expanded down that way too, those guys are effing huge.
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That's what I thought! :cool: Funny how big that machinery is and how small that bear must have felt when he ran it over! :D
 
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My cousin's football team made the state tourney again. He decided that he didn't have enough time to play this year, his senior year, after playing every year up to this point, because he wanted to spend more time working. He was the starting quarterback. Moron.
 
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Just to keep you city slickers up-to-date:

God Love Her - Toby Keith
Gone Country - Alan Jackson
Hell on the Heart - Eric Church
Hicktown - Jason Aldean (I'm a roll with these 4 coming up on shuffle mode!)
Hillbilly Bone - Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins
Hip to My Heart - The Band Perry
History in the Making - Darius Rucker (skipped)
How I Got To Be This Way - Justin Moore
I LOVE THIS BAR! - Toby
I Run To You - Lady A
I'm From the Country - Tracy Byrd
If I Die Young - The Band Perry
It Won't Be Like This For Long - Darius Rucker (skipped) (still not convinced that Hootie is country)
John Deere Green - Joe Diffie
Johnny Cash - Jason Aldean
Kerosene - Miranda Lambert
Killin' Time - Clint Black
Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins
Lookin' For a Good Time - Lady A
Love Like Crazy - Lee Brice
Love Song - T Swift
Mine - T Swift
My Kinda Party - Jason Aldean
Need You Now - Lady A
 
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What, you thought we'd forgotten that you listen to crappy music?
 
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jmh said:
What, you thought we'd forgotten that you listen to awesome music?
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FYP

I found a sweet country store only about 2 miles from my house. They have any kind of pair of Wranglers you could ever want! And they are an official Tony Llama dealer! I bought 2 more pairs of Wranglers and got some advice on how to reshape my Stetson there a couple days ago. Not sure if I want to stick with the Pro-Rodeo Slim Fits though, the boys are mighty crunched when I wear them. Original fit might be best.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
FYP

I found a sweet country store only about 2 miles from my house. They have any kind of pair of Wranglers you could ever want! And they are an official Tony Llama dealer! I bought 2 more pairs of Wranglers and got some advice on how to reshape my Stetson there a couple days ago. Not sure if I want to stick with the Pro-Rodeo Slim Fits though, the boys are mighty crunched when I wear them. Original fit might be best.
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You might want these then: Ballroom Jeans.

"I like the fact that you designed your jeans without the cheap hotel syndrome (no ballroom)," wrote John P. from Ohio.
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bigblue_dl said:
FYP

I found a sweet country store only about 2 miles from my house. They have any kind of pair of Wranglers you could ever want! And they are an official Tony Llama dealer! I bought 2 more pairs of Wranglers and got some advice on how to reshape my Stetson there a couple days ago. Not sure if I want to stick with the Pro-Rodeo Slim Fits though, the boys are mighty crunched when I wear them. Original fit might be best.
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I'm pretty sure I know what store you're talking about. it's either on the north side of Ham Lake or into East Bethel on 65 right?
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Nah, you have to have tight Wranglers, if you're going to have Wranglers, the slims were just a little too tight. The originals work well.
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You know who wears tight jeans? Twinks. I see those tight jeans all too often in my office on Fridays.
 
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goldy_331 said:
Are you taking a real close look at them? Is there something you want to share with us?:p
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I have little choice in the matter. The guy who sits in the cube in front of mine is all sorts of a loud, obnoxious, crying-in-the-office Twink. And yes, every one of those descriptors fits something that has happened at least five times in the office, two of them on a regular basis. And we have very short walls on our cubicles. Even the lesbian tells me he needs to man up.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
I'm pretty sure I know what store you're talking about. it's either on the north side of Ham Lake or into East Bethel on 65 right?
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I don't think its really on the north end of Ham Lake, more right in the middle of it, just off of 65 at Constance.
St. Clown said:
You know who wears tight jeans? Twinks. I see those tight jeans all too often in my office on Fridays.
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Different kind of tight jeans. Tight jeans that aren't boot cut, and worn without a buckle are just wrong. (and not one of those fairy buckles that city boys get, something with a bronc or a steer on it)
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I don't think its really on the north end of Ham Lake, more right in the middle of it, just off of 65 at Constance.
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seriously, you're like two minutes away from my parents there. I go buy ammo at that gunshop near there. They have an AK for $750 that I wouldn't mind.

And does anyone have any job prospects anywhere? Anyone want my resume? Please? I can't take much more of this...
 
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Sloe Gin said:
seriously, you're like two minutes away from my parents there. I go buy ammo at that gunshop near there. They have an AK for $750 that I wouldn't mind.

And does anyone have any job prospects anywhere? Anyone want my resume? Please? I can't take much more of this...
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Yeah, I think I actually live really close to your parents...I'm just off of Constance, west of 65.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Tight jeans that aren't boot cut, and worn without a buckle are just wrong. (and not one of those fairy buckles that city boys get, something with a bronc or a steer on it)
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I have a buckle with a nuclear plant on it. Would that count?
 
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goldy_331 said:
I have a buckle with a nuclear plant on it. Would that count?
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Maybe.

I just get ****ed when people think it makes them country because they have a belt buckle, but the buckle has a BMW logo or a spinner or something stupid on it.


In other news: Back to music! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue was the first song :D


edit: also, there seems to be tentatitive plans to go to ILTB&G the Friday after thanksgiving...there should be a decent group there, from just who I've asked so far. My favorite band that I've seen there so far is playing that night, and they are very, very good. Also listed is "special guest". Early speculation is that it may be Toby Keith himself. Just want to get the word out there, dx, state of hockey, brent, bph, you should all be there. :)
 
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