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TRP: Summer, come now!

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The new couple that just moved in to my building is arguing loudly outside right now.

I wish I had a tuba to throw at them.

Provide mediation from your current location, or choose a side. Be obscene, but not threatening.
 
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I would like to shower them with thumbtacks.

Or for them to shut the hell up so people can go to sleep.


No one gives a **** about your dumb personal argument.
 
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I would like to shower them with thumbtacks.

Or for them to shut the hell up so people can go to sleep.


No one gives a **** about your dumb personal argument.

Yell, "Point, LaRusso" whenever one says something you agree with. Seriously, once they know people are listening and paying attention, one of them will get embarrassed enough to either stop arguing, walk away, and/or keep it down. Or just call the cops and hope the cops tase someone.
 
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Yell, "Point, LaRusso" whenever one says something you agree with. Seriously, once they know people are listening and paying attention, one of them will get embarrassed enough to either stop arguing, walk away, and/or keep it down. Or just call the cops and hope the cops tase someone.

Then they'll show up the next night and key your car. That's how these *******s work.
 
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Or the police will investigate under probable cause, hopefully interrupt another domestic, and arrest them both.

Of course, this is all assuming they know what car belongs to Swanny. I'm guessing he is too poor to afford one though. He's only a bassist.
 
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Or the police will investigate under probable cause, hopefully interrupt another domestic, and arrest them both.

Of course, this is all assuming they know what car belongs to Swanny. I'm guessing he is too poor to afford one though. He's only a bassist.

What do you call a bassist who's single?

Homeless.
 
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Apparently they do a lot of loud arguing outside. My roommate's heard them a bunch of times during the day.

Awesome, aren't new neighbors great?


And you know what this bassist is? Really busy. :)
 
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Who wants to get "I didn't wake up until monday" drunk tomorrow night? With the death of a bunch of hockey teams I want to drink myself stupid, more stupid than normal.
 
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Who wants to get "I didn't wake up until monday" drunk tomorrow night? With the death of a bunch of hockey teams I want to drink myself stupid, more stupid than normal.

I'm pretty sure I'm doing that on Saturday, so tomorrow I don't want to do anything. I need a break.
 
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Well look at that, they're at it again. F off already.


I have a rare weekend off coming up. That'll be kind of nice.
 
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I might be up for it. I'll let you know.

You better be in for Sat. You either have a hotel to crash at or Chez Rube. Still finalizing the plans with my buddy. I know that came out wrong, but it depends on how many others hope to/expect to crash at the hotel.
 
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FIIF!

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(although I wish it were a better scotch)
 
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