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TRP: Summer, come now!

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Brenthoven said:
1. They look like they just are outside the DL Range Of Age. Barely.
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Get them to start smoking. That'll age them quickly.
2. One has the snaggleteeth going for her.
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Refer her to an ortho and tell her to claim she's a disadvantaged minority so the state will pay for her teeth to be fixed.
3. The other one really needs to eat a sandwich. Or five.
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So force-feed her some tube steak.
 
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So... we're pretty sure my neighbor, who used to be a hard-working guy and generally a good neighbor, started selling drugs about a year ago. A nice little home-based business. He's turned our side of the neighborhood into a ********* parade, and he and the crazy wife are always screaming at each other (usually in the driveway). This wasn't the reason we bought a new house, but getting away from them was a major additional benefit of moving. The other day, when the crazy wife saw the realtor's sign on my lawn, she said, "GET THE FCUK OUT! WHERE ARE YOU MOVING????" I told her, and she said, "SHUT THE FCUK UP!!! OUR BEST FRIEND LIVES NEXT DOOR! WE'LL SEE YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!"

Fantastic.
 
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Markt said:
So... we're pretty sure my neighbor, who used to be a hard-working guy and generally a good neighbor, started selling drugs about a year ago. A nice little home-based business. He's turned our side of the neighborhood into a ********* parade, and he and the crazy wife are always screaming at each other (usually in the driveway). This wasn't the reason we bought a new house, but getting away from them was a major additional benefit of moving. The other day, when the crazy wife saw the realtor's sign on my lawn, she said, "GET THE FCUK OUT! WHERE ARE YOU MOVING????" I told her, and she said, "SHUT THE FCUK UP!!! OUR BEST FRIEND LIVES NEXT DOOR! WE'LL SEE YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!"

Fantastic.
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Im assuming best friend would be their supplier....might want to find a different house
 
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Markt said:
So... we're pretty sure my neighbor, who used to be a hard-working guy and generally a good neighbor, started selling drugs about a year ago. A nice little home-based business. He's turned our side of the neighborhood into a ********* parade, and he and the crazy wife are always screaming at each other (usually in the driveway). This wasn't the reason we bought a new house, but getting away from them was a major additional benefit of moving. The other day, when the crazy wife saw the realtor's sign on my lawn, she said, "GET THE FCUK OUT! WHERE ARE YOU MOVING????" I told her, and she said, "SHUT THE FCUK UP!!! OUR BEST FRIEND LIVES NEXT DOOR! WE'LL SEE YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!"

Fantastic.
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Ask her if she knows any hookers that you can set fire to. Then you can frame her friend and have a happy neighborhood. :D
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I'm still not listening to it. I'm sure I'd hate it if all of you guys like it.
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:p

Second song streaming today. We're streaming a different one each day, for some reason I thought we'd be adding a new one, not replacing it. Anyway today's song might be my favorite on the album.
 
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You know who I haven't listened to much lately, who's probably more talented than people give him credit for? Weird Al.
 
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jmh said:
You know who I haven't listened to much lately, who's probably more talented than people give him credit for? Weird Al.
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Really? I remember listening to that when I was about 12 years old, after that I really had no interest. I've never considered him very talented...
 
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jmh said:
You know who I haven't listened to much lately, who's probably more talented than people give him credit for? Weird Al.
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He's rated about where he should be. His albums have generally had 1-2 parody gems ("Fat", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Amish Paradise"), and then everything else is pretty average.
 
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Waitress from Tom Reids wants to do something this Friday. Yay for getting more than 20 minutes notice! Hopefully it works out, this girl seems pretty awesome.
 
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