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TRP: More metal than your mother

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Some porn has music in the background. Why not get the best of both worlds?
 
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Painted_Bandit said:
My buddy left this hanging curveball as his facebook status: Found my motivation to run... The ice cream man. Wherever he goes I will be following 10 feet behind him.

was way too easy to make fun of him
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All his flavors are... guaranteeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeedddd... to satisfyyyyyyyyyyy
Dirty said:
Some porn has music in the background. Why not get the best of both worlds?
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The music in porn is not the best of both worlds.

Also:
Hey, whatcha rent? "Best Of Both Worlds"?
Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
And you rented this?
Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
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Sloe Gin said:
if any of you *kers are looking for something to do tonight besides play with yourselves, my wedding DJ will be spinning live in Minneapolis. You can watch it at http://mnenergy.com. Click on the iTrance link to the left to see the live feed.
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Beer Pong Horn said:
I think you've got the wrong crowd, then. ;)
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Sloe Gin said:
true...I just figured you *kers would rather watch music then porn...
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Now you REALLY have the wrong crowd. :p
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Sloe Gin said:
JF and DL do not count.
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I'm confused. Do i like watching music or watching porn? :confused:
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
I think Dirty buys porn for the music.
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He coulda just bought this:

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_UfHToc50E&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_UfHToc50E&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
 
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Tomorrow is going to be long. I just got home, have to be at work in 7 hours, then drive 5ish hours to LI. Yay.
 
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:D :D :D Hi, MNS!

(937):
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.



I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me at some point in my life, given my love for Taco Bell after having a few:

(310):
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!

(1-310):
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?




I do have to ask.....11 in the afternoon?:confused:
 
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Read the product reviews for uranium ore on Amazon. Hilarious.

Also, apparently you can buy uranium ore on Amazon.
 
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The new girl at the bagel store on my block is really cute. Wish I as a better judge of age though; from the neck down she's clearly an adult, but from the neck up she could be anywhere from 16 to 25 and I can't really tell.
 
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jmh said:
The new girl at the bagel store on my block is really cute. Wish I as a better judge of age though; from the neck down she's clearly an adult, but from the neck up she could be anywhere from 16 to 25 and I can't really tell.
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Solution: ask her if she goes to school. If she doesn't, you know she's at least out of high school. If she does, you can ask her what her major is. That'll establish whether or not she's in college.
 
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TFLN--the Cougar Edition?

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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
 
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jmh said:
The new girl at the bagel store on my block is really cute. Wish I as a better judge of age though; from the neck down she's clearly an adult, but from the neck up she could be anywhere from 16 to 25 and I can't really tell.
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My general rule of thumb since I was a freshman in college was:

Take a guess at how old, subtract three. That's probably a lot closer.

However, now I've found that my rule of three is becoming inadequate. I've started using the rule of four more often than not.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
My general rule of thumb since I was a freshman in college was:

Take a guess at how old, subtract three. That's probably a lot closer.

However, now I've found that my rule of three is becoming inadequate. I've started using the rule of four more often than not.
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first: check the left hand. Look for the ring. If she has a ring, don't be that guy and approach her. If she's the type to wear a fake ring on the left hand to deter guys, or to make guys approach her, either way you don't want her
 
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