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My idiot neighbor thinks it's great to feed squirrels and chipmunks. Right now she's out feeding a woodchuck (her husband has been complaining about the woodchuck tearing up the plants and burrowing under his walkway, collapsing it). Last year, she fed them all summer and then they got in her basement in the fall. She dealt with the problem by poisoning them. :confused:

She has one of the other neighbors doing it to. They're both aware that the guy across the street trapped 6 of them from his attic. I told her the first sign of a squirrel in my house would result in a pile of dead ones in her driveway, and it would be her fault. Dumbass.
 
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Markt said:
My idiot neighbor thinks it's great to feed squirrels and chipmunks. Right now she's out feeding a woodchuck (her husband has been complaining about the woodchuck tearing up the plants and burrowing under his walkway, collapsing it). Last year, she fed them all summer and then they got in her basement in the fall. She dealt with the problem by poisoning them. :confused:

She has one of the other neighbors doing it to. They're both aware that the guy across the street trapped 6 of them from his attic. I told her the first sign of a squirrel in my house would result in a pile of dead ones in her driveway, and it would be her fault. Dumbass.
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Maybe her husband should try feeding her until she tries to come inside, then poisoning her.
 
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Swansong said:
Dude. They were amazing. They played for 3 hours. Started with a quick 30 minute acoustic set (with a curtain down in front of the full stage). Colin even had a stand-up bass.

Then they did two full sets.

Dude.
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Dude... :(

Oh well, I have the last seven (!!!) studio albums of theirs that I didn't own before arriving soon. No, they're not going to be "arriving somewhere but not here" - instead they'll just be arriving here.
 
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They played the whole title track off "The Sky Moved Sideways". All 4043035431541387387 minutes of it or whatever.


It really was one of the best shows I've ever seen.
 
 
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I'm thinking that if I ever win the lottery on the rare occasion I buy a ticket, I'd inquire to see how much it would cost to buy every ticket to a Monday Night Football game, and then just invite a few people. It'd be darn near impossible, but just imagine if it somehow happened?

How would the TV coverage of the crowd be affected? What would the announcers say? Can you imagine the field day the press would have?
 
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That reminds me of a Simpsons scene where the first guy in line (Homer is second in line) buys all 10,000 tickets to a football game.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.:p

Honestly, if I won, say, $10MM (just for argument's sake, that's after taxes), I'd put away $2-3MM in some sort of growth fund/whatever, so I could basically live off the interest if need be, buy $2-3MM of serious stuff (house, car/s, etc) and blow the rest on stupid things like the aforementioned situation and such.
 
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Brenthoven said:
How would the TV coverage of the crowd be affected?
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Well, you could ruin their one and only crowd shot like this guy...

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Brenthoven said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.:p

Honestly, if I won, say, $10MM (just for argument's sake, that's after taxes), I'd put away $2-3MM in some sort of growth fund/whatever, so I could basically live off the interest if need be, buy $2-3MM of serious stuff (house, car/s, etc) and blow the rest on stupid things like the aforementioned situation and such.
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Hate to break it to you, but I don't think you're buying 80,000 tickets to an NFL game with a small portion of a 10M prize. :p
 
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jmh said:
Hate to break it to you, but I don't think you're buying 80,000 tickets to an NFL game with a small portion of a 10M prize. :p
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Don't ruin the fun in the dream. :mad: :p

And if it's a Buffalo/Oakland game, I think that'd be possible. Hey, if we're dreaming, then BUF/OAK is on MNF. :D
 
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jmh said:
Hate to break it to you, but I don't think you're buying 80,000 tickets to an NFL game with a small portion of a 10M prize. :p
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He could do it at one of the dumpier stadiums, like Lambeau or the Humptydome.
 
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St. Clown said:
He could do it at one of the dumpier stadiums, like Lambeau or the Humptydome.
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You CANNOT be serious!

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