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TRP: Hell Greyhound Bus Ride

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crazytechfan said:
True.
However, the line "I p.iss excellence" is not one that is advised. PB tried telling me that about 9 times when he was drunk that night that he FB IM'd Dirty.


EDIT: How is that word banned too?!?
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While corny, I used the line on a (I would guarantee married/willing to cheat; said she was separated/divorced) cougar who was flaunting her cleavage:

"Honey, you don't have to do that. Just gimme that smile o'yours and show me those big blue eyes. After a day at work, if I came home to that, I'd throw you on the kitchen table and we'd have some fun."

Dam morals got in the way after that.

Why'd I say that? I wanted to see what happened. :o :D
 
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Brenthoven said:
While corny, I used the line on a (I would guarantee married/willing to cheat; said she was separated/divorced) cougar who was flaunting her cleavage:

"Honey, you don't have to do that. Just gimme that smile o'yours and show me those big blue eyes. After a day at work, if I came home to that, I'd throw you on the kitchen table and we'd have some fun."

Dam morals got in the way after that.

Why'd I say that? I wanted to see what happened. :o :D
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Use that on a chick at the DT.
I dare you.
I thoroughly expect to not have to drive you back to PB's on Friday.
 
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Yeah, it would work at the DT, on a middle aged yooper lady that looks like Kathy Bates' uglier sister.
 
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Brenthoven said:
No thank you.

Unless it's that waitress that a certain Techie sent me a pic of. Then yes. Actually, that would be YES. No, it's not Quasimodo. :p
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It would definitely work on Quasimodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately I don't think the very hot waitress works there anymore. :(
 
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I think MNS should go after Quasimodo that weekend! Hell, she might be awesome in the sack! She better be with a face like that...
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I think MNS should go after Quasimodo that weekend! Hell, she might be awesome in the sack! She better be with a face like that...
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I swear to God, if he doesn't come home with us that night..
I may either go into shock or have a heart attack.
 
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crazytechfan said:
*pukes*
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Well, that response shows me that you are not prepared for when we all get to Houghton in a couple weeks. That post of mine is Disney-like in comparison to when I really get going on the crassness/obscene trip.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Well, that response shows me that you are not prepared for when we all get to Houghton in a couple weeks. That post of mine is Disney-like in comparison to when I really get going on the crassness/obscene trip.
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Well, I won't be at the bar with you fools. Won't that spare me some?
 
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crazytechfan said:
Well, I won't be at the bar with you fools. Won't that spare me some?
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Nope.

GreatLakerMohawk said:
You sure that wasn't SteveF? I think he tipped her enough to pay rent for two months.
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No, it was me (SteveF could have done the same thing later, to tell you the truth). I was speaking just loud enough for her to hear sorta. So after repeating myself once or twice, she laid out on the table (while the group stared at her chestal area, since she was almost wearing a shirt) while I ordered my drink. This was while we were egging the Commie on to go hit on the Pumas he bought drinks for.

Edit: this was the Bettie Page-like waitress, if that matters.
 
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