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TRP: Hell Greyhound Bus Ride

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crazytechfan said:
I said at Tech. ;) He's no longer at Tech, plus I don't meet his age requirement.
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some people don't like jail

Beer Pong Horn said:
Hey, maybe PB would agree to a threesome.
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that's the wrong kind of 3some, son.

Beer Pong Horn said:
Incidentally... check The List for a reason I may poooooooossibly be able to come to Tech after all. :o
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cause you want to watch PB and bb_dl?

Brenthoven said:
Dam morals got in the way after that.
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:confused:

GreatLakerMohawk said:
What if it was the waitresses at Pat's?
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she still works there!!!!

Brenthoven said:
No, it was me (SteveF could have done the same thing later, to tell you the truth). I was speaking just loud enough for her to hear sorta. So after repeating myself once or twice, she laid out on the table (while the group stared at her chestal area, since she was almost wearing a shirt) while I ordered my drink. This was while we were egging the Commie on to go hit on the Pumas he bought drinks for.
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she had a massive rack. God**** that thing was huge. I thought she was more into GLM though than any of the other retards...I don't really remember. I was talking to Scarlet and laughing hysterically at Commie's failed attempts at picking up women. And laughing hysterically at the bartender that Scarlet freaked out. :)
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
I'm not Scooby, and I won't sleep with anything with a warm hole. My opinion on such matters is highly credible...:D
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Wait, you won't sleep with anything, or anything won't sleep with you?

You see, there's this thing called sentence structure. Sometimes, using the exact same words in various order will say entirely different things. I doubt you meant to do it, but what you posted - because of that very order - could lead to confusion or accusations of lying. I would hate to impugn your integrity on this holiest of sites.
 
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Had I left Pat's by the time all these festivities happened? I don't recall any of this. :o
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
He tipped her something crazy, almost $100 I think.
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I, uh, think it may have been more than that.
Brenthoven said:
When we refer to her as the Bettie Page waitress, we are not kidding. Con1977 can verify. Same with the Commie, MNS, and probably 'ewe and tCBG.
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Indeed. She was...somethin'.
Brenthoven said:
I wasn't gonna say it. But I'd say 8 out of 10 straight males wouldn't have hesitated. She wasn't the OMG SHE'S HOT! But she was dang good looking, and probably did some dirty, dirty things. :D
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:D Agreed. (wait, I'm not a straight male...)
Sloe Gin said:
she still works there!!!!



she had a massive rack. God**** that thing was huge. I thought she was more into GLM though than any of the other retards...I don't really remember. I was talking to Scarlet and laughing hysterically at Commie's failed attempts at picking up women. And laughing hysterically at the bartender that Scarlet freaked out. :)
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ROADTRIP! :D

I don't know who she was most into (I was most into the Guinness, frankly :p )
Scarlet said:
Had I left Pat's by the time all these festivities happened? I don't recall any of this. :o
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I don't think so, I think you were nearer to the bar? This was just before the quarters game started to really get out of hand.

Hammer said:
You were probably still yelling at the bartender about martinis. :D
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Heh...
 
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Once again I must thank my WPOS cousin for having his wedding that weekend. God, I hate him.
 
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Dirty said:
Once again I must thank my WPOS cousin for having his wedding that weekend. God, I hate him.
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You wouldn't have been at Pat's. MEg and company decided they didn't want to have fun that Saturday and wouldn't come to Pat's...

St. Clown...I won't sleep with anything. Sorry for the confusion. :p
 
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