TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

[nmupiccdiva]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

I just enjoy bagels, usually with cream cheese, but peanut butter works as well.

 

[jmh]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

Yes, cheese and meat in the same meal screams "traditional Jewish cuisine" to me.

Here is how a bagel should be served:

Here is how a bagel should not be served:

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

But the CEO could have said "those bagels suck, if you award them the contract I'll fire all of you." So it IS his fault.

since when does a CEO get involved at that level?

I got a letter from my apt magmt company today (well, everyone got a letter). Apparently, all the locks on the buildings AND apt doors will now be electronic, kinda like hotels are. That's pretty sweet.

good, now they can't leave 3000 phone books in the entrance.

They also ban bacon...

how does that make you feel, being of the Hebrew faith?

 

[Swansong]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

I had a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

You made sense once. If you had no hallucinogens, you'd be sober.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning.

no. You start giving them air conditioning, then they are going to want insurance, lunch breaks, and normal hours.

 

[melmac]

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I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

 

[St. Clown]

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I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

Did the wrong piece of glass start moving when you got close again?

 

[bostonewe]

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how does that make you feel, being of the Hebrew faith?

It makes me appreciate my steak and cheese sandwich from last night and relish the thought of a bacon cheeseburger in the near future.

 

[Swansong]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

It makes me appreciate my steak and cheese sandwich from last night and relish the thought of a bacon cheeseburger in the near future.

Bostonewe everybody!

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Here is how a bagel should be served:

Here is how a bagel should not be served:

1. Image 1 looks delicious.


2. Image 2 is what I usually eat, minus the USB drive.

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

It makes me appreciate my steak and cheese sandwich from last night and relish the thought of a bacon cheeseburger in the near future.

*clap*clap*clap*

still on for our date tonight?

 

[Swansong]

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I saw a wino eating a grape. I said "Dude, you have to wait".

 

[melmac]

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I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so **** literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose!

 

[bostonewe]

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*clap*clap*clap*

still on for our date tonight?

yup. Hoping to leave on time, so I should be home 6-7 Eastern Time.

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so **** literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose!

ask Brent if he's done this

 

[Dirty]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

Bagels suck.

 

[goldy_331]

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Did Swanted go to a Stephen Wright show last night?

 

[Swansong]

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Mitch Hedberg dude!

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

Mitch Hedberg dude!

You went to a Mitch Hedberg show? What the hell did you smoke?

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

You went to a Mitch Hedberg show? What the hell did you smoke?

some bad *t