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TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes
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Last week, my inner voice told me that I should not go into the liquor store to buy more scotch, because it was during work hours and the liquor store was right next to the customer site I just visited. I actually considered leaving and going back from the other direction, but thought the better of it. Now I realize that my inner voice sucks like Harvard, and I hold it responsible for the fact that I'm here drinking whiskey that my friend made. It's actual whiskey that you can buy in a store, and it'll do in a pinch, but it's a very sweet novelty flavor and isn't my thing. The lesson here is that if you're buying a bottle of scotch, buy another one too just in case.
Last week, my inner voice told me that I should not go into the liquor store to buy more scotch, because it was during work hours and the liquor store was right next to the customer site I just visited. I actually considered leaving and going back from the other direction, but thought the better of it. Now I realize that my inner voice sucks like Harvard, and I hold it responsible for the fact that I'm here drinking whiskey that my friend made. It's actual whiskey that you can buy in a store, and it'll do in a pinch, but it's a very sweet novelty flavor and isn't my thing. The lesson here is that if you're buying a bottle of scotch, buy another one too just in case.
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Wow. I just got in a HEATED conversation on Facebook with a bunch of vegetarians. One of my friends posted a video about animal cruelty (which I didn't watch), and I jokingly posted "Looks delicious!" Then her, her husband, and someone else jumped ALL OVER ME. I had no idea the sense of humor of vegetarians expired at midnight. Must be all that tofu.
Wow. I just got in a HEATED conversation on Facebook with a bunch of vegetarians. One of my friends posted a video about animal cruelty (which I didn't watch), and I jokingly posted "Looks delicious!" Then her, her husband, and someone else jumped ALL OVER ME. I had no idea the sense of humor of vegetarians expired at midnight. Must be all that tofu.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
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Screwing with vegetarians should be an Olympic event...it's not our fault they don't like delicious food...
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I was told the following:
1. Real men don't find abusing sick animals "delicious" in fact, smart, educated men actually find this to be disgusting.
2. If you can't take the time to at least know the junk you're putting in your body and the pain animals suffer - you're not worth the time it takes to write this.
Settle down...it was a joke. Also...it's a cow. The entire reason these animals are bred is to be food for us. Same reason we grow corn and wheat. These are the type of people you need to talk to in person...because they won't have the balls to say stupid crap like that to you in real life. It's like posting here. Everything I say online, I will totally say to your face.
I was told the following:
1. Real men don't find abusing sick animals "delicious" in fact, smart, educated men actually find this to be disgusting.
2. If you can't take the time to at least know the junk you're putting in your body and the pain animals suffer - you're not worth the time it takes to write this.
Settle down...it was a joke. Also...it's a cow. The entire reason these animals are bred is to be food for us. Same reason we grow corn and wheat. These are the type of people you need to talk to in person...because they won't have the balls to say stupid crap like that to you in real life. It's like posting here. Everything I say online, I will totally say to your face.
GreatLakerMohawk
Mushroom Cloud-Laying Mofo
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This is hilarious.
If you had stopped at just this, they might've burned your house down.
This is hilarious.
If you had stopped at just this, they might've burned your house down.
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I thought for a second about saying that. But then I came to the same conclusion you did.
This is hilarious.
If you had stopped at just this, they might've burned your house down.
I thought for a second about saying that. But then I came to the same conclusion you did.
bigblue_dl
Armed
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I will never understand people that believe this stuff, they have no idea what they're talking about.
The whole "pain the animal goes through" thing is complete BS. I have seen, and helped with the slaughtering and butchering of a steer. The animal feels no pain, it gets a rod shot through the front of the skull, into the brain and dies before it knows whats wrong.
I will never understand people that believe this stuff, they have no idea what they're talking about.
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I saw No Country for Old Men.
I was honestly a little hurt by the "not a real man" comment. She and I may have to have a little chat. Who says these other guys aren't complete dickbags, but they're "smart and educated" because they're sensitive about eating pork chops?
I saw No Country for Old Men.
I was honestly a little hurt by the "not a real man" comment. She and I may have to have a little chat. Who says these other guys aren't complete dickbags, but they're "smart and educated" because they're sensitive about eating pork chops?
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
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They just think of the lamb or mithun they saw strung up in Borneo and slashed across the throat while it flails violently.
They just think of the lamb or mithun they saw strung up in Borneo and slashed across the throat while it flails violently.
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I'm closed-minded and stupid because they told me so. Isn't that a big fat slice of irony?
Favor. Let me talk to them. For real. Please?
I'm closed-minded and stupid because they told me so. Isn't that a big fat slice of irony?
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1. Do you think we are the most advanced/intelligent being on the planet?
2. Do you think we are carnivores?
3. Do you think we can maximize our intelligence along with hunter/gatherer sense in current conditions?
If you said yes to more than one question, you are a *ing dumsh* hippie *tard for being a vegetarian. If you said no to all questions, you should die. Nope, no appeal. Die. And then we will eat you. Because humans are carnivores. And you failed the food chain.
1. Do you think we are the most advanced/intelligent being on the planet?
2. Do you think we are carnivores?
3. Do you think we can maximize our intelligence along with hunter/gatherer sense in current conditions?
If you said yes to more than one question, you are a *ing dumsh* hippie *tard for being a vegetarian. If you said no to all questions, you should die. Nope, no appeal. Die. And then we will eat you. Because humans are carnivores. And you failed the food chain.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
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Well, we are technically designed to be omnivores, but I get your point regardless.
Well, we are technically designed to be omnivores, but I get your point regardless.
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Totally. I like vegetables. I'm planning on buying some snow peas or green beans or asparagus...to go with the big steak that I'm having for dinner this weekend.
Totally. I like vegetables. I'm planning on buying some snow peas or green beans or asparagus...to go with the big steak that I'm having for dinner this weekend.
GreatLakerMohawk
Mushroom Cloud-Laying Mofo
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I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby
1. Do you think we are the most advanced/intelligent being on the planet?
2. Do you think we are carnivores?
3. Do you think we can maximize our intelligence along with hunter/gatherer sense in current conditions?
If you said yes to more than one question, you are a *ing dumsh* hippie *tard for being a vegetarian. If you said no to all questions, you should die. Nope, no appeal. Die. And then we will eat you. Because humans are carnivores. And you failed the food chain.
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
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*holding up my bacon cheeseburger*
"I'm eating the ****ing cow. They can't produce methane when they're in a patty."
It's a shame that she was serious...she was cute.
I actually had a girl tell me that we meat eaters were to blame for the hole in the ozone because if we didn't eat cows they wouldn't need to breed so much of them and their methane producing gas. She said we should all be vegetarians because it would stop global warming and save the planet. She then asked how I was saving the planet. My response...1. Do you think we are the most advanced/intelligent being on the planet?
2. Do you think we are carnivores?
3. Do you think we can maximize our intelligence along with hunter/gatherer sense in current conditions?
If you said yes to more than one question, you are a *ing dumsh* hippie *tard for being a vegetarian. If you said no to all questions, you should die. Nope, no appeal. Die. And then we will eat you. Because humans are carnivores. And you failed the food chain.
*holding up my bacon cheeseburger*
"I'm eating the ****ing cow. They can't produce methane when they're in a patty."
It's a shame that she was serious...she was cute.
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I'm still amazed that just happened. An innocent little comment leads three veggies to literally lose their minds and start ripping into me about saving the poor cows. You know what? Screw you. These animals are bred to be made into sandwiches. You go enjoy your Brussels sprouts. Maybe you should try some of your own medicine and be respectful of other people's lifestyles.
I'm still amazed that just happened. An innocent little comment leads three veggies to literally lose their minds and start ripping into me about saving the poor cows. You know what? Screw you. These animals are bred to be made into sandwiches. You go enjoy your Brussels sprouts. Maybe you should try some of your own medicine and be respectful of other people's lifestyles.
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I just bought a little bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label Friday evening. Good Lord but that's some delicious, delicious scotch.
I just bought a little bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label Friday evening. Good Lord but that's some delicious, delicious scotch.
Dirty
#BanBiddy
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I like how it's OK to murder a tomato plant to eat them, but it isn't OK to do the same to a cow.
I like how it's OK to murder a tomato plant to eat them, but it isn't OK to do the same to a cow.
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