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TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

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Wait... Atlantic City? Really? I'm so confused.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I just need to work on consistantly bringing my "A" game. I should have motivation now, after being reminded the results from when I do. :p
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we'll hit a club next time I'm in town. I'll help you land someone.
 
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A texted conversation between my friend and I, after deciding to go to the Renaissance Festival this year. Put into textsfromlastnight mode:


(906 - him): Then we shall drink of mead while conversing of jolly times. And who knows, maybe we will find me a wench

(1-906 - me): Huzzah! Though, beware thee the wenches at the Festival, a fellow of mine tells me some be unclean

(906): Then I shall wear the skin of a lamb and protect myself against the evil forces that wish to possess me

(1-906): Beware thee also to insist they shew thee their ID, lest thine arse be put in ye olde slammer

(906): Thee be smart, and a good companion to watch thy back

(1-906): I be thine Brother, and wish not to be a witness before a magistrate besides
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
A texted conversation between my friend and I, after deciding to go to the Renaissance Festival this year. Put into textsfromlastnight mode:


(906 - him): Then we shall drink of mead while conversing of jolly times. And who knows, maybe we will find me a wench

(1-906 - me): Huzzah! Though, beware thee the wenches at the Festival, a fellow of mine tells me some be unclean

(906): Then I shall wear the skin of a lamb and protect myself against the evil forces that wish to possess me

(1-906): Beware thee also to insist they shew thee their ID, lest thine arse be put in ye olde slammer

(906): Thee be smart, and a good companion to watch thy back

(1-906): I be thine Brother, and wish not to be a witness before a magistrate besides
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*cough* nerd *cough*


(says the girl that went to the Renaissance Festival on Sunday)
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
A texted conversation between my friend and I, after deciding to go to the Renaissance Festival this year. Put into textsfromlastnight mode:


(906 - him): Then we shall drink of mead while conversing of jolly times. And who knows, maybe we will find me a wench

(1-906 - me): Huzzah! Though, beware thee the wenches at the Festival, a fellow of mine tells me some be unclean

(906): Then I shall wear the skin of a lamb and protect myself against the evil forces that wish to possess me

(1-906): Beware thee also to insist they shew thee their ID, lest thine arse be put in ye olde slammer

(906): Thee be smart, and a good companion to watch thy back

(1-906): I be thine Brother, and wish not to be a witness before a magistrate besides
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wolverineTrumpet said:
*cough* nerd *cough*


(says the girl that went to the Renaissance Festival on Sunday)
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Nerd

(says the guy that has never had an inclination to ever see a Renaissance Festival)
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
A texted conversation between my friend and I, after deciding to go to the Renaissance Festival this year. Put into textsfromlastnight mode:


(906 - him): Then we shall drink of mead while conversing of jolly times. And who knows, maybe we will find me a wench

(1-906 - me): Huzzah! Though, beware thee the wenches at the Festival, a fellow of mine tells me some be unclean

(906): Then I shall wear the skin of a lamb and protect myself against the evil forces that wish to possess me

(1-906): Beware thee also to insist they shew thee their ID, lest thine arse be put in ye olde slammer

(906): Thee be smart, and a good companion to watch thy back

(1-906): I be thine Brother, and wish not to be a witness before a magistrate besides
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As someone who worked the Ren Fest in high school and the first two years of college, yeah, these are all accurate statements.
 
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Thanks, guys. I feel like a lot less of a dork after reading that last ten posts or so about Ren Fairs.
 
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jmh said:
Wait... Atlantic City? Really? I'm so confused.
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I can't wait to read the complaints from the SLU fans when they book a hotel in the rough part of AC, lose all their money at a Trump casino and then get syphilis from a toilet seat.
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
I can't wait to read the complaints from the SLU fans when they book a hotel in the rough part of AC, lose all their money at a Trump casino and then get syphilis from a toilet seat.
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Nobody finds stupid **** to complain about quite so reliably as SLU fans.

Edit to add: But everyone knows you don't get syphilis from toilet seats. (You get syphilis from Matt Nickerson.)
 
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