My wife, daughter and I are dinner out in front of the house. My wife sitting on the steps, looks over at my daughter’s fairy garden and starts clearing it out. While my daughter is not happy at first, my wife explains that she’s clearing it out so that my daughter can do it all over again. She then says, “[Daughter], can you go get the muffin pan on the bench and bring it out here?” Our daughter starts walking into the house.
I then reply, “[Daughter], do you know what a muffin pan is?” My daughter starts slowly closing the door from the inside and giving me the longest stink eye to date. :-D She’s looking at me like Are you stupid, Old Man? I have a hard time keeping a straight face when these moments arise.