I’ve never once eaten at a Waffle House. I’ve seen a couple.
I love Waffle House.
Here’s the thing, with exception to perhaps two moments in my life, I’ve only ever seen them as I’m passing by on the interstate. I’m not adverse to the type of food they have there, I’ve eaten at Denny’s and the Big Sioux, they’re just not around here.Tips:
1. The waffles are great.
2. Obviously, it is unhealthy. Perhaps the worst fast food in America, which is one seriously high bar.
3. Try not to touch the menu itself, given who goes to Waffle House.
4. Don't go unarmed after dusk.
5. Don't go at all after midnight.
6. Circa 1998 at least they were still the only chain that made good grits.
Here’s the thing, with exception to perhaps two moments in my life, I’ve only ever seen them as I’m passing by on the interstate. I’m not adverse to the type of food they have there, I’ve eaten at Denny’s and the Big Sioux, they’re just not around here.
So I really want to hit a show this evening - a tribute band I play with (not in the band, but my band plays with them) is playing just down the street. There's a possibly very good one opening, and then a tribute to a band I detest, so I wouldn't need to be out late.
However, I need to work on site tomorrow, and will need to be out the door by 7:15-7:30.
Also I'm in my mid 40s and wake up ... poorly.
It's Pi Day.
Good day to celebrate circles, be irrational, and eat an entire pie.
When I was in 5th grade, I was told that my peers wouldn't stop pressuring me to do drugs until I caved.
In reality:
Friend: *extends a joint* Did you want to try?
Me: No thanks.
Friend: No worries, just thought I'd ask.
Drug dealers don’t really sell drugs. Drug dealers offer drugs. I’m 30 years old. Ain’t nobody ever sold me drugs. Ain’t nobody ever sold nobody in this room some drugs. Was you ever in your life not thinking about getting high and somebody sold you some fucking drugs. Hell, no!
Drug dealers offer, “Hey man, You want some smoke? You want some smoke?” If you say “no,” that’s it. Now Jehovah’s Witnesses on the other hand. Shit. Yo man, drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fucking vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, OK? I’ve never heard a crack dealer go, “Man, how am I going to get rid of all this crack? It’s just piled up in my house.”
I'm not venturing to the other half of the board. I just want to say that what we've seen so far out of the big ten is just incredible.
The regional bracket thread isn’t so bad. Only one person so far has the U rolling over SCSU, and another predicting the Gophers winning it all. It’s almost like the January series never happened.
I'm not venturing to the other half of the board. I just want to say that what we've seen so far out of the big ten is just incredible.