Does it really matter why she is *king you?![]()
...seriously? Other girls do that??
The ones that have boobs do, yes....seriously? Other girls do that??
I don't think I have...I'm 99% sure that all mine can be put into one of 2 categories: drunk, "what did we do last night" sex or in a relationship sex. Apparently chicks don't feel sorry for me, ****, that sucks.
edit: I do know that I have had pity "here, play with my boobs for a while" can't say that I complained.
wait...are you saying that you're the only girl who did this at one point?![]()
The ones that have boobs do, yes.
No, I'm saying I've never done that, nor I have I been openly aware of other girls doing so.
Nice. I have a friend* who used a guy for laundry. In a "here you can look at my boobs for a couple seconds, now the real reason I'm here is to use your washer & dryer".
Guys are easy and boobs are awesome for getting things.
I've never given out pity sex. There was one guy I might have rushed things with a bit out of pity....but I'm not sure I'd call it pity sex.
I don't know if I've ever seen it like you describe it here, though looking back to high school, it is definitely possible. I was thinking more along the lines of make out with chick, go upstairs to bedroom, make out some more, she decides 'well, I'm not going to **** this guy, but I feel bad, he's worked so hard, I guess I'll let him play with my boobs for the night'I remember hearing girls do that in like high school. A "here, carry this for me and you can touch my boobs." But seriously, guys who fall for that are wow...
Friend huh? I'd like friends like that. I have a washer and dryer as well as eyes and hands.
Good, you can fold the laundry.
I already do that part.Good, you can fold the laundry.
And that part also.and you can cook some dinner.![]()
I already do that part.
And that part also.
... so your wife is the man of the house? Did you get married in Iowa?I already do that part.
And that part also.
I already do that part.
And that part also.
No wonder you're already married.![]()
... so your wife is the man of the house? Did you get married in Iowa?
so you lost your set or what?![]()
She better be a demon in the sack then because a woman that can't cook or clean is very close to completely useless.I love my wife, but if I relied on her to cook or clean, I'd be starving, living in filth.
Friend huh? I'd like friends like that. I have a washer and dryer as well as eyes and hands.
Nice.Good, you can fold the laundry.
Either that or she's loaded. That works too.She better be a demon in the sack then because a woman that can't cook or clean is very close to completely useless.
Or she has a hot sister that is willing to help out / join in as needed.Either that or she's loaded. That works too.
That's not good relationship advice, that's him hoping you'd read between the lines and drop to your knees for him.Actually the guy <strike> I </strike> my friend used to do laundry was good at relationship advice too. He comes up with advice like "Don't let him get away with being your boyfriend anymore" and "just say 'no' to Yankees fans".
Well, she has a very good job, but certainly no family money. I also married into her St. Thomas student loans.Either that or she's loaded. That works too.
I wish.Or she has a hot sister that is willing to help out / join in as needed.