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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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Painted_Bandit said:
This one is coming from fml cause I feel sorry for the guy

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the balls with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
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After that, it seems that his life is the only thing that will be able to be effed. :eek:
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
Training the new girl today. She's a doll. A real doll.

No, literally. She's a My Size Barbie we found abandoned yesterday on a campsite, cuddled in a suggestive position with a Gumby doll. Gumby had to be thrown out as his arm was falling off and he reeked of wine, but we adopted Barbie.
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Rule 34 knows no bounds.
 
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Cant post in the rep lounge since I'm on my cell... For all my whining over the years everything is now awesome.... I love my apartment :)
 
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Patman said:
Cant post in the rep lounge since I'm on my cell... For all my whining over the years everything is now awesome.... I love my apartment :)
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Then sit down, shut up, and......;) :D

Glad you're happy with the new apartment. :)
 
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Breaking news......

MNS did the anti-brick tonight. No, he didn't get laid. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. :p

He hits a 5 game parlay, 10 cents to win a dollar. Mythical of course. :eek:

The key? He bet on the Royals. Yes, that's right. I'm so proud of him. :D
 
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Dang, this must be his night: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26041735-36398,00.html
"Research has shown most men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, whereas most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all," Why Women Have Sex authors Cindy Meston and David Buss said.

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While it may not come as welcome news, some women have sex out of sympathy, with one admitting: "I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them."
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Brenthoven said:
Breaking news......

MNS did the anti-brick tonight. No, he didn't get laid. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. :p

He hits a 5 game parlay, 10 cents to win a dollar. Mythical of course. :eek:

The key? He bet on the Royals. Yes, that's right. I'm so proud of him. :D
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Umm...I bet on the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies, and Cubs.

I didn't touch the Royals.:p
 
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Brenthoven said:
When the Vikings win a Super Bowl, then I'd go hit every bar around, if I were you. ;)
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They needed a study to show people engage in pity *'ing? Cripes, just looking at the non-Tech fans wearing Tech jerseys to the F5 would've proven that phenomenon without the need for a study. :p
 
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Bakunin said:
They needed a study to show people engage in pity *'ing? Cripes, just looking at the non-Tech fans wearing Tech jerseys to the F5 would've proven that phenomenon without the need for a study. :p
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I know who we're talking about! ;)
 
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Bakunin said:
They needed a study to show people engage in pity *'ing? Cripes, just looking at the non-Tech fans wearing Tech jerseys to the F5 would've proven that phenomenon without the need for a study. :p
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or ask any guy who has gotten laid. Guarantee a lot of them have gotten a pity *k at least one point in their lives.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Too bad that is not what the title refers to, you dingus.

It's from the Goonies.
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Sloe Gin said:
or ask any guy who has gotten laid. Guarantee a lot of them have gotten a pity *k at least one point in their lives.
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I don't think I have...I'm 99% sure that all mine can be put into one of 2 categories: drunk, "what did we do last night" sex or in a relationship sex. Apparently chicks don't feel sorry for me, ****, that sucks.

edit: I do know that I have had pity "here, play with my boobs for a while" can't say that I complained.
 
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