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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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Beer Pong Horn said:
With her current condition, wouldn't a goodnight kiss be about the best thing she could do? :p
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My former co-worker (female) when finding out my wife was pregnant, "Well, at least her mouth will get a workout."

Me: "You seriously think she'll eat that much?"

Her: "I'm not talking about food dear. She'll want something else in it."

Me: "umm...... wow."
 
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Nathan said:
Been married so long, it starts to slip your mind ;)
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And people wonder why I don't want to get married... :p
Beer Pong Horn said:
With her current condition, wouldn't a goodnight kiss be about the best thing she could do? :p
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Nonsense...I think you can be active into the third trimester...just be creative.

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Nathan said:
My former co-worker (female) when finding out my wife was pregnant, "Well, at least her mouth will get a workout."

Me: "You seriously think she'll eat that much?"

Her: "I'm not talking about food dear. She'll want something else in it."

Me: "umm...... wow."
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You should have just repeated your initial question. :p
 
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bostonewe said:
And people wonder why I don't want to get married... :p

Nonsense...I think you can be active into the third trimester...just be creative.

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You should have just repeated your initial question. :p
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Because you'll turn into a guy who never gets any? :confused:

And I'd heard the same thing... for some guys that's preferable anyway. :cool:

Nathan said:
My former co-worker (female) when finding out my wife was pregnant, "Well, at least her mouth will get a workout."

Me: "You seriously think she'll eat that much?"

Her: "I'm not talking about food dear. She'll want something else in it."

Me: "umm...... wow."
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Threesome?
 
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Wait, Nathan's wife is pregnant? Huh, I always thought he was gay.

Umm, I mean, congratulations! :D
 
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wolverineTrumpet said:
This sounds like some guy's text to a girl in an attempt to get some.
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That was the first thing I thought.

Nathan said:
My former co-worker (female) when finding out my wife was pregnant, "Well, at least her mouth will get a workout."

Me: "You seriously think she'll eat that much?"

Her: "I'm not talking about food dear. She'll want something else in it."

Me: "umm...... wow."
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...seriously??

bostonewe said:
Nonsense...I think you can be active into the third trimester...just be creative.
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I've heard you can be active right up until the end. Some people use it as a way to start labor.
 
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Painted_Bandit said:
So can anyone confirm this :

(804): So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
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Might be true, but I don't really want to think about those hags discussing oral sex.

Sloe Gin said:
I remember hearing girls do that in like high school. A "here, carry this for me and you can touch my boobs." But seriously, guys who fall for that are wow...
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I knew a girl in college who would get guys to do her homework for her by offering a chance to touch her legs. Nice legs, but christ, even I wouldn't fall for that one. Ok, I might have thought about it, but in truth, I was too lazy to do my own work, let alone someone else's.

nmupiccdiva said:
I've heard you can be active right up until the end. Some people use it as a way to start labor.
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My sister-in-law claims that she and my brother tried to induce labor via sex when they had their second daughter, but it didn't work, so they resorted to castor oil (I think - one of those "old wives' remedies" at any rate).
 
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Nathan said:
My former co-worker (female) when finding out my wife was pregnant, "Well, at least her mouth will get a workout."

Me: "You seriously think she'll eat that much?"

Her: "I'm not talking about food dear. She'll want something else in it."

Me: "umm...... wow."
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Since no one else has asked: is your former co-worker hot?
 
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