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TIGER WOODS hurt in car accident.

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GreatLakerMohawk said:
Looks like someone might be taking a bit too much joy in this all.
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One of my female friends wants to knee him in the groin. Needless to say, she didn't much like it when I said the women Tiger boinked were basically hookers and that cocktail waitresses in Vegas aren't exactly known for being the purest group of people on the planet. She accused me of taking Tiger's side and immediately signed off.
 
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11.

It's those jokes about bachelor presidents during Clinton. Man, if he were only single, we'd be rooting for him! ;)

A 12 Days of Tiger youtube isn't up yet? I'm appalled and saddened by the lack of creativity in the online community.
 
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Bakunin said:
One of my female friends wants to knee him in the groin. Needless to say, she didn't much like it when I said the women Tiger boinked were basically hookers and that cocktail waitresses in Vegas aren't exactly known for being the purest group of people on the planet. She accused me of taking Tiger's side and immediately signed off.
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RSJen?
 
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Bakunin said:
No. This is a girl I've known for about 10 years.
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Well, tell her that you have to be an idiot to not know Tiger was married. And these girls still got with him. It takes two to tango. Then yell "BOX" or "OWNED" to really make your point. :D
 
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Bakunin said:
One of my female friends wants to knee him in the groin. Needless to say, she didn't much like it when I said the women Tiger boinked were basically hookers and that cocktail waitresses in Vegas aren't exactly known for being the purest group of people on the planet. She accused me of taking Tiger's side and immediately signed off.
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Dude. Euler's Second Theorem of Bros Before Hos clearly states "a man cannot call a girl a whore until the woman he is with has called her a whore." There are first-order predicate calculus problem sets about this in discrete math. :mad:

If Tiger keeps it up, we'll need n-diminensional Menger Sponges to keep track.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Well, tell her that you have to be an idiot to not know Tiger was married. And these girls still got with him. It takes two to tango.
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I said both of those things pretty much verbatim.
Then yell "BOX" or "OWNED" to really make your point. :D
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She signed off before I could say either of those.

Kepler - I'm not romantically involved with the girl in question, so my conversational restraint was set to "off". :D
 
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Cue Phil...

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3! 6! 9! 12! WE WANT MORE!!!

I think TA Jen was #12.
 
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I wonder if tiger learned this behavior from ol' Earl? Seems it's been happening for some time, certainly while we still had Earl here with us.

Makes me wonder if Tida was running around telling Elin, " it's ok! It's ok! Don't get mad!" after putting the baby down as Elin was turning the trophy case into kindling for the fireplace.
 
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