The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[state of hockey]

My submission of "Salter Mondale" fell very short. No one else seemed surprised.

 

[Kepler]

My submission of "Salter Mondale" fell very short.

You have my vote.

 

[Handyman]

From the NYT, re the contest in MN to name snow plows:

“"Abolish ICE" was one of the top suggestions in Minnesota's snowplow naming contest, but it was excluded from the short list. “There’s certainly a time and place for political expression,” a state transportation department spokesman said. “A snowplow naming contest might not be the appropriate place for that.”

While they are right...that is friggin clever! Problem is some numbnuts from East Grand Forks would have probably run it off the road if he saw it at night...

 

[Kepler]

While they are right...that is friggin clever! Problem is some numbnuts from East Grand Forks would have probably run it off the road if he saw it at night...

Anyway, this gives it far greater coverage, and I would bet Chicago will name a plow this. Ithaca for sure.

 

[Slap Shot]

I liked 'Road Carew'.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

North Dakota legislature wants to reduce their own voters, I guess

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...iin2-kitao_cZPxoyJv5D5OwlKdJe6c1Ot7v0FMLZcrRQ

 

[Scarlet]

My submission of "Salter Mondale" fell very short. No one else seemed surprised.

Love this!

 

[Scarlet]

I liked 'Road Carew'.

This is great!

 

[St. Clown]

From the NYT, re the contest in MN to name snow plows:

“"Abolish ICE" was one of the top suggestions in Minnesota's snowplow naming contest, but it was excluded from the short list. “There’s certainly a time and place for political expression,” a state transportation department spokesman said. “A snowplow naming contest might not be the appropriate place for that.”

Of those names that made the final list, I voted for six of them - limit is 8.

Duck Duck Orange Duck
F. Salt Fitzgerald
Plow Bunyan
Purple Snow
Raspberry Brrr-et
Spirit of '91

 

[burd]

While they are right...that is friggin clever! Problem is some numbnuts from East Grand Forks would have probably run it off the road if he saw it at night...

You're probably right, and it underscores the unfairness of Grand Forks always taking the blame for all that idiocy on the other side of the Red.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

F. Salt Fitzgerald
Raspberry Brrr-et

These are good

 

[LynahFan]

Raspberry Brrr-et

If it were Canadian, it would be Raspberry Brrr, eh?

 

[TalonsUpPuckDown]

Plowy McPlowface?

 

[St. Clown]

If it were Canadian, it would be Raspberry Brrr, eh?

Unless they were Quebecois.

 

[Kepler]

Raspberry Brrr-et

This is brilliant! Yours?

 

[St. Clown]

This is brilliant! Yours?

No. I chose from submissions that were already placed, no idea the contest was happening until my wife sent me a text with a contest link.

 

[Handyman]

North Dakota legislature wants to reduce their own voters, I guess

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...iin2-kitao_cZPxoyJv5D5OwlKdJe6c1Ot7v0FMLZcrRQ

The bill’s sponsor, state Rep. Jeff Hoverson (R), called mask mandates “diabolical silliness,” characterizing them as a conspiracy run by “(((unelected, wealthy bureaucrats))) who are robbing our freedoms and perpetuating lies,” the Herald reported.

Parenthesis mine because there is zero doubt that is what he is thinking.

 

[dxmnkd316]

My submission of "Salter Mondale" fell very short. No one else seemed surprised.

Mine were Sleet Yeeter and Mr. Plow. I am supremely confident that Mr. Plow was one of the most submitted.

 

[Kepler]

The f-ck is a "yeeter"?

 

[Jimjamesak]

Just look up “Yeet” on urban dictionary.