The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Sounds like Huckleberry Sanders is about to follow DeSanctimonious' lead and enact tons of restrictions on drag shows in Arkansas.

 

[Kepler]

Sounds like Huckleberry Sanders is about to follow DeSanctimonious' lead and enact tons of restrictions on drag shows in Arkansas.

They're just following the plan.

 

[ticapnews]

They're just following the plan.

The first concentration camp wasn't built for the Jews. It was established for enemies of the state, like intellectuals, Socialists and gays (hey, any of this sound familiar?)

 

[MissThundercat]

Speaking of Death Santis:

https://newrepublic.com/post/170411/ron-desantis-orlando-philharmonic-hosted-drag-show

 

[Bronco]

The Villages is as Florida as you can get.

https://theintercept.com/2023/02/05/ron-desantis-florida-villages-oren-miller/

 

[Spartanforlife4]

https://twitter.com/noreenwise777/status/1620476661019074562?s=46&t=ki5KEY311RJ8VkV205gbJQ

Supposed climate activist wants to drain Lake Superior to give water to the Southwest.

 

[dxmnkd316]

The Villages is as Florida as you can get.

https://theintercept.com/2023/02/05/ron-desantis-florida-villages-oren-miller/

Holy shit

 

[Kepler]

Yikes.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Yikes.

Why is there a gas can on the wall????

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Racially motivated power grid attacks on Baltimore. Two in custody

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1622633752038866945?s=46&t=tx4S_YITFpAXlN0kgYlS8g

 

[Kepler]

We need to start hardening infrastructure with Bill's flamethrowers from TLOU. Fry ourselves some derps.

 

[rufus]

Yikes.

The bones are good.

 

[Kepler]

Why is there a gas can on the wall????

Aspirational.

 

[St. Clown]

Why is there a gas can on the wall????

It’s so any prospective buyer knows where to start with this fixer-upper.

 

[Slap Shot]

Yikes.

It's got good bones and at only $25/sq foot it's got the best comps on the street.

 

[Kepler]

It's got good bones and at only $25/sq foot it's got the best comps on the street.

But you have to move because this market is really hot.

 

[Slap Shot]

But you have to move because this market is really hot.

There's a great foundation for an open floor plan which is all the rage.

 

[Kepler]

There's a great foundation for an open floor plan which is all the rage.

Open floor plan, patio dining area:

 

[state of hockey]

There's a great foundation for an open floor plan which is all the rage.

One of my buddies calls those “Whole house on fire in fifteen seconds, trapping and killing you inside” floor plans.

Yes, he’s a firefighter.

Yes, his house has one.

 

[Kepler]

One of my buddies calls those “Whole house on fire in fifteen seconds, trapping and killing you inside” floor plans.

Yes, he’s a firefighter.

Yes, his house has one.

Guh. My house in Arizona is like this.

I knew a fireman who called tract housing "jumpers" because the units are jammed so close together the fire jumps from eaves to eaves faster than you can put it out. He said the only possible way to stop a fire in those complexes would be to plow an entire square of undamaged units under like creating a firebreak in a forest, and because that is socially impossible the whole thing just goes up.