The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

[Bronco]

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall.
For he that gets hurt will be he who has stalled.
The battle outside that is ragin'
Will soon shake your windows and rattle your walls
For the times, they are a-changin'.

Narrator: They did change and they are all wearing MAGA hats.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

"STOP SAYING SOCIALISM" Spanberger.

I said before, she's basically a 90s Republican.

So CIA!

 

[Spartanforlife4]

Spannberger eliminated collective bargaining and vetoed legal marijuana sales

sigh

Even Michigan figured out marijuana (or marihuana as we like to spell it in official documents).

 

[Jimjamesak]

Even Michigan figured out marijuana (or marihuana as we like to spell it in official documents).

I would say even Alaska figured out marijuana but that might be one of the few things we’ve historically been good at…

 

[Slap Shot]

Edina, Minnesota’s 'Cake Eater' Reputation Goes National

Edina ranks as the seventh snobbiest city in America, known for its elite reputation and the nickname 'cake eaters,' stirring conversation about local attitudes and community identity.

minnesotanow.net

 

[aparch]

Jen Granholm endorsed Stevens.

Not unexpected, but still...*sigh*

 

[ticapnews]

Edina, Minnesota’s 'Cake Eater' Reputation Goes National

Edina ranks as the seventh snobbiest city in America, known for its elite reputation and the nickname 'cake eaters,' stirring conversation about local attitudes and community identity.

minnesotanow.net

They'll be deeply offended.

That they weren't #1.

 

[Bronco]

Good news. Former Detroit mayor running as an independent for Michigan governor, Mike Duggan has ended his campaign.

 

[Kepler]

They'll be deeply offended.

That they weren't #1.

Scottsdale, Atherton, Cambridge, Darien, McLean, Pearl District, Greenwich Village, Naperville, Georgetown, Brookline, Glen Cove all belong there.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

reynolds and rfk sign MAHA law in Iowa. ivermectin otc

bulid the fucking wall, no iowans should be allowed out of their borders, ever. fucking disgusting

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I love over-the-counter Ivermectin for them. I hear it cures everything from heartburn to cancer!

 

[Kepler]

I love over-the-counter Ivermectin for them. I hear it cures everything from heartburn to cancer!

Polonium-210. Accept no substitute.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

Polonium-210. Accept no substitute.

Cesium-137 cures what ails you. Just rub it all over your body for an instant cure.

 

[ticapnews]

Swallow down your daily Polonium with a Trumptini.

 

[ticapnews]

California governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency for Southern California and 50,000 people have been evacuated. The state of emergency includes Angel Stadium, so of course Anaheim postponed the game against the Texas Rangers. Just kidding! They played anyway.

Newsom has asked the child rapist war criminal to declare the area a disaster site as well, releasing FEMA assistance to the region...hold your breath on that one. No, really. It's a gas leak. Hold your breath.