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The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

It's been raining all night here. Maybe he got the earthquake part wrong and it's a flood instead?
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

I just figured it out. That minister confused his message.

I'm listening to Pandora and what just came on but "Sweet Love" by Anita Baker off of her ... Rapture ... album.

He was off by a little more than an hour, but he was close to when the Rapture would come. :D

Now I'm going back to my mellow, slow-groove mix.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

My 15 yr old just made a comment about how he didn't need to sort his laundry or do his homework because we will all be dead by nightfall anyway :p
 
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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

My 15 yr old just made a comment about how he didn't need to sort his laundry or do his homework because we will all be dead by nightfall anyway :p

the lord appreciates clean sheets... at least that's what most suicide cults tend to believe.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

It's now 6:30PM in Jerusalem and still nothing. It seems we are in the clear...
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

I'm not feeling well, maybe the end of the world starts with all of us getting a cold and once all of the sudafed is gone we naturally turn on each other.


edit: how much you wanna bet Dick Cheney is in a bunker somewhere with a wwII helmet on holding a can of spam, a bottle of water and an autographed Rambo knife
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

In the event of a rolling zombie apocalypse, I have no idea. Does it start with one guy who goes zombie and then starts biting other people to spread it? Or will we suddenly be overrun with zombies?:confused:

I saw on the Simpsons that one zombie bites other people and then it spreads, so that must be how it works.

no rapture here. had to mow the lawn.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

The rapture will be at Chez Rube in a few hours: had two Chipotle burritos for lunch. I was kinda hungry. :D
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

In a joint statement commissioners Gary Bettmann, David Stern, Bud Selig and Roger Goddell announced that all of today's games in the four major North American sports would be contested on a sudden death basis.

No, but seriously...
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
[no response]
Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Is anyone there?
Colonel Chase: That's affirmative, sir.
Airman Dougherty: Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
[no response]
Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Is anyone there?
Colonel Chase: That's affirmative, sir.
Airman Dougherty: Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
Would you like to play a game?
 
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet:

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