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The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

So if I read that right... On Saturday all the bible thumpers are going up and we'all have 5 months to have fun. Right?
 
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http://ca.gizmodo.com/5803766/rapture-prank

A lot of people think the Rapture is coming May 21. It's not. But assuming your pets are okay, here's a prank we'd like you to pull. We call it Rapture Bombing.

On May 21, get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures. Post them on our Facebook page, or tweet them @ us with the hashtag #rapturebomb. We'll run the best ones; our favorites will win prizes. (Don't get too excited—we're talkin' iPhone cases and ****.) And if you make your local news? You'll be Giz's hero for the day. [via MLKSHK]
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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Skip past the yammering introduction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CXr0JQRGLU

Gist of the video: Preachy girl meets friends for coffee, has to take a phone call outside, and returns to find her friends all were saved while she is stuck on Earth.

It was on O&A this morning. They thought the acting was bad, and that it was a fake video (by her reactions). But it was still somewhat entertaining.
 
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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

So while I was on my break today, I saw a small low-flying plane with a banner. Yup, the banner read "May 21 Judgement Day" and then the website for these loonies. Seriously, they rented a *ing PLANE to advertise this?
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Brenthoven said:
So while I was on my break today, I saw a small low-flying plane with a banner. Yup, the banner read "May 21 Judgement Day" and then the website for these loonies. Seriously, they rented a *ing PLANE to advertise this?
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It's not like they have anything else to spend money on...his followers sold all their worldly possessions since they won't need them after tomorrow. Boy are they going to be pissed come Sunday and they're still here.

I wonder how many of them will commit suicide...
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

The Rupture should begin in the Kiribati Line Islands at about midnight here in the east. Of course, there may not be any True Believers out there so God may wait until 6PM in New Zealand (2 AM here in the east) to begin calling people home.

Edit: Or it could start now

Magnitude 5.6
Date-Time Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 00:16:27 UTC
Friday, May 20, 2011 at 10:16:27 PM at epicenter
Location 56.066°S, 27.165°W
Depth 64.8 km (40.3 miles)
Region SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION
Distances
70 km (43 miles) N of Visokoi Island, South Sandwich Islands
332 km (206 miles) N of Bristol Island, South Sandwich Islands
2056 km (1277 miles) ESE of STANLEY, Falkland Islands
3380 km (2100 miles) SE of BUENOS AIRES, D.F., Argentina
Location Uncertainty
horizontal +/- 16.4 km (10.2 miles); depth +/- 7 km (4.3 miles)
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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Appears I'm still alive, dog is too...I guess he and I rule the world. Just checked outside, no zombies or looters...does the Rapture recognize DST?
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

I think we've still got an hour to go before it hits 6 PM Saturday anywhere, and even then it's just a couple of islands. And this of course assumes that it is in fact a rolling rapture. In the event of a rolling zombie apocalypse, I have no idea. Does it start with one guy who goes zombie and then starts biting other people to spread it? Or will we suddenly be overrun with zombies?:confused:
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

AKJD said:
I think we've still got an hour to go before it hits 6 PM Saturday anywhere, and even then it's just a couple of islands. And this of course assumes that it is in fact a rolling rapture. In the event of a rolling zombie apocalypse, I have no idea. Does it start with one guy who goes zombie and then starts biting other people to spread it? Or will we suddenly be overrun with zombies?:confused:
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It was supposed to start 2 hours ago in the Kiribati Line Islands...nothing yet. It is now 6PM in New Zealand and still nothing. I'm very disappointed. :(
 
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