This.
”Of COURSE, you may perform an abortion to save a woman’s life! Just come down to the courthouse on the third Thursday of a month that includes a blue moon between 1 and 1:07 pm to fill out the 50-page form in triplicate to document your status as a practicing medical professional and to document your personal assets in the event that any private citizen decides to sue you. You’ll find the forms in the basement (without stairs) behind the door marked ‘Beware of the Leopard.’ We’ll then put your forms in front of a judge, nominated by a pro-life governor and approved by the blood-red legislature, who will decide whether your career is over.
But please, save that woman’s life - it’s totally legal!
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?”