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The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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The rare Maine challenge to the Nordic Troika, but it's a strong one.

BELFAST, Maine (AP) — Police in Maine have accused a man of punching himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test.

Police in the town of Belfast say they found 27-year-old Brian Fogg in his car, stuck in a ditch last week.

WGME-TV reports police said when they tried to test for his blood-alcohol level, Fogg punched himself in the face, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test, but later charged him with operating under the influence, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.
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Kepler said:
...and criminal mischief
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Just the thought of this guy punching himself in the face while reading these words made me giggle like a kid. If it had gotten sexual would they add a charge of, "hanky panky"?
 
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Slap Shot said:
Just the thought of this guy punching himself in the face while reading these words made me giggle like a kid. If it had gotten sexual would they add a charge of, "hanky panky"?
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Interesting. Are you suggesting self flagellating hanky self panky?
 
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Kepler said:
Didn't that kill Kwai Chang Caine?
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This read-Kep-open-google cycle is eroding my self confidence.

If he were a gopher fan, I tell my wife to just shoot me and throw me over the fence.
 
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St. Clown said:
If the people aren't literate enough to take the survey, they're not counted, and hence lower reported rates.
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And the doctors aren't literate to record the alcohol-related deaths. Or they put it down to "Satan."

OK. Now I'm tracking.
 
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